Central Park Cast, Josh Gad - Spoiler Alert lyrics

You see, there's rules to being a narrator
But the most important is that one
It's kind of the grandmama of all the rules
You can't tell someone in the story
Anything about where the story
Is going even if you know some juicy stuff

There's so much I want to
Say but I can't interfere and, boy
The plot's about to get good or will it?
In just a few the story will shift into gear
I can't say how but wow, if I could

I'd spill it still, it's a secret
And I should keep it so I won't spill it
But, I can bleep it

Spoiler alert bleep's gonna bleep and bleep
Will start bleeping spoiler alert
Bleep and bleep
Bleep and then the plots deepen
Of course there's a bleep when they bleep
And sorry, I don't mean to blurt
But, bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep
Will bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep and so
Spoiler alert

Whew! I bleeped myself so
I didn't give anything
Away because I bleeped so good job, me

The guy with the paint's gonna Whoops
I can't say
And Owen will soo No, can't tell ya, but hey
Family's destiny comes into play
Which leads to Well
Let me just put it this way

Spoiler alert
La la la la try this, you won't hear it
Spoiler alert! It's Never mind
And there goes the rhyme scheme
But trust me, it's truly delish I wish I
Could dish all the dirt too late, anyhow
'cause the story starts now and so
Spoiler alert