Central Park Cast, Josh Gad, Danny Burstein - Dick Flake lyrics

Who's Dick Flake? Dick Flake is a so-called
"big game fish hunter"
Who was hired by Bit'sy Brandenham
To catch the snakehead
Do I like saying "Dick Flake"?
Dick Flake I do

These guys, they're not doing it right
That's not how you get the bite
I got top water frogs, bottom water frogs
Plugs
Buzz bait's, chatter bait's, jitterbugs
Dingle biddies so, ain't got time for no
Tackle box tickle talks
Not when there's vicious fishes
In the fish game so listen up
'Cause here's the catch
Gotta have the right tools when
You meet your match

Oh, you can catch a big game
If you got a lot of tackle
And you got a cool name (Dick Flake)
Oh, if the catching's why you came
Then you better be prepared to beat
'em at their own game (Dick Flake)

I got top water frogs, bottom water frogs
Plugs
Buzz bait's, chatter bait's, jitterbugs
Dingle biddies
Got weasel paws studded with a
Thistle and a twig
I got black fly wings small, medium and big
(Dick Flake)

Oh, I'm a Dick with a perfect aim
(Oh, he's a Dick with perfect aim)
And I always come prepared
(And he always comes prepared)
To beat 'em at their own game (Dick Flake)
Better be prepared to beat 'em
At their own game