Central Park Cast, Daveed Diggs - If There's a Will Reprise lyrics

You think you're gonna get all the money
Huh? A damn dog! Do you have any idea what I
Do for that woman?
Half of her blood used to be my blood

Fluffy little face
With your fluffy dumb tail
Wagging to the pace
Life is tough with your plushy bedding
And your tushy-petting-getting
Ooo, I could choke you 'til you
Croak 'cause my life's a joke you see

For once in my life I'd have glee
If I didn't have to lift a finger
If I linger here by the Harlem Meer
And I have to lag
And help an old hag with her handbag
"Bless you" bless you "Achoo" tissue?
"Thank you"

Yes, if we talk in the crosswalk
Then a bike group bikes by, bye bye
And a horse on it's course
Pulls it's carriage with a force
And splat, you'll be flat
Like a hat that's been sat on

Mwahahahahahahahaha mwahahahahahahahaha
Mwahahahahahahahaha ugh, that's exhausting

If there's a will, there's a way
There's a way
If there's a will, there's a way
There's a way
There's a way to get away scot-free
With a sneaky-deaky murder of
The first degree so, doggy don't mess
See now who's a pedigree me

Oops, I did not mean to come this way