Central Park Cast, Tituss Burgess, Daveed Diggs - If There's a Will lyrics

"Helen, will you freshen up my drink?" okay
"Take Shampagne to see his doggy shrink"
Of course
"Lace my girdle,  file down my skin tags, "
Sure
"And count all my shoes and my handbags"

"Helen will you swallow all your rage?"
For now "Keep it like a monkey in a cage"
I love monkeys "Just ignore Shampagne's much
Higher standing" i will
"Adore me, endure me withstanding my demands"

But, I've got plans
So these demands are temporary
I grin and bear it knowing where
My future life could lead
I grit my teeth and find relief repeating

If there's a will, there's a way
There's a way
If there's a will, there's a way
There's a way
If there's a will, there's a willy-nilly way
To be living like I'm top notch
Filthy stinkin' rich, watch
Just gotta be smart like so
Keep playing my part like so
Don't step on my toes
Nobody knows what really goes on
In Bit'sy's rich-and-famous
Lifestyle penthouse in the tower
Gonna have my hour with the willpower

Maybe I'll manipulate the lawyer that's good
Show a little ankle in the foyer
Men love ankles
Make him give me power of attorney or else
He'll leave Bit'sy's house on a gurney

Her Shampagne taste is such a waste
It's time she tasted mine
Let's seal the deal up, club a seal up
Show me where to sign
Until that day, I lay awake recalling

If there's a will, there's a way
There's a way
If there's a will, there's a way
There's a way
If there's a will, there's a willy-nilly way
Willy-nilly way willy, willy, willy way

Oh, Helen, is it worth it?
Maybe you should give up this
Life of misdeeds and manipulation
Just kidding

Willy, willy-nilly, hey
Gonna shake that money in my monkey bank
Gonna shake it willy, willy-nilly, hey
Gonna shake that money in my monkey bank
Gonna shake it woah, woah
Shake it willy-nilly shake it willy-nilly
Woah, woah shake it willy-nilly
Shake it willy-nilly

If there's a will, there's a
Will, there's a way
Way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way
Okay, I'm done