Central Park Cast, Josh Gad, Fred Armisen, Leslie Odom Jr. - Manager to Manager lyrics

'Scuse me! Are you Esposito? You the guy I
Talked to on the phone? Are you the manager?

Yeah, I'm Esposito

I'm Owen Tillerman, the park manager

The park is filling up with trash

Yeah

I'm not dragging my butt back until
You take my filthy stash it's my duty
It's my job to keep the park clean and
Oh my God! This garbage got me screaming!

Okay, I just heard my voice
And it was loud sorry

Manager to manager
I know we'e at a standstill
But, I'm down in the dumps
And you're the only one
Who can take me to the promised landfill

You gonna help my associate, or what?

Associate?

Manager to manager I understand
Your fear i mean
I don't mind that I smell like trash
But, you probably think it's weird
Look, I'd really like to help you
But this isn't gonna work
My orders come straight from the mayor and
He's being such a a penis-face

Why didn't you just say
Jerk? It would've rhymed

People have called us officious
'Cause we find the minutiae delicious

That's true

There's gotta be a way
Around these jurisdictions

To bypass the penis-faced
Mayor's dumb restrictions

Wait! What if we find the
Right city statute to, you know (whistles)

Oh, you mean like a loophole?

That's the best kind of hole
Manager brainstorm

What about Statute 8923?

That only applies to waste that is feces

What about Statute 6-30?

That's from like a century ago
That's about polio

Yeah, to stop the spread of disease

Silly, that only applies
To citywide emergencies

I should have known that wait

City Code 1839?

Oh my God, section five?

Paragraph eight

Yeah, fourteenth line

It clearly states
"In times of environmental crisis
The park manager is empowered
With the licence
To protect health priorities
And supersede mayoral authorities"

Manager to manager
I'm feeling so good about our plan
We just managed the crap out of that

And a loophole is the best kind of hole
I'm so good at helping