Central Park Cast, Josh Gad, Fred Armisen, Leslie Odom Jr. - Manager to Manager lyrics
[Central Park Cast, Josh Gad, Fred Armisen, Leslie Odom Jr. - Manager to Manager lyrics]
'Scuse me! Are you Esposito? You the guy I
Talked to on the phone? Are you the manager?
Yeah, I'm Esposito
I'm Owen Tillerman, the park manager
The park is filling up with trash
Yeah
I'm not dragging my butt back until
You take my filthy stash it's my duty
It's my job to keep the park clean and
Oh my God! This garbage got me screaming!
Okay, I just heard my voice
And it was loud sorry
Manager to manager
I know we'e at a standstill
But, I'm down in the dumps
And you're the only one
Who can take me to the promised landfill
You gonna help my associate, or what?
Associate?
Manager to manager I understand
Your fear i mean
I don't mind that I smell like trash
But, you probably think it's weird
Look, I'd really like to help you
But this isn't gonna work
My orders come straight from the mayor and
He's being such a a penis-face
Why didn't you just say
Jerk? It would've rhymed
People have called us officious
'Cause we find the minutiae delicious
That's true
There's gotta be a way
Around these jurisdictions
To bypass the penis-faced
Mayor's dumb restrictions
Wait! What if we find the
Right city statute to, you know (whistles)
Oh, you mean like a loophole?
That's the best kind of hole
Manager brainstorm
What about Statute 8923?
That only applies to waste that is feces
What about Statute 6-30?
That's from like a century ago
That's about polio
Yeah, to stop the spread of disease
Silly, that only applies
To citywide emergencies
I should have known that wait
City Code 1839?
Oh my God, section five?
Paragraph eight
Yeah, fourteenth line
It clearly states
"In times of environmental crisis
The park manager is empowered
With the licence
To protect health priorities
And supersede mayoral authorities"
Manager to manager
I'm feeling so good about our plan
We just managed the crap out of that
And a loophole is the best kind of hole
I'm so good at helping
Talked to on the phone? Are you the manager?
Yeah, I'm Esposito
I'm Owen Tillerman, the park manager
The park is filling up with trash
Yeah
I'm not dragging my butt back until
You take my filthy stash it's my duty
It's my job to keep the park clean and
Oh my God! This garbage got me screaming!
Okay, I just heard my voice
And it was loud sorry
Manager to manager
I know we'e at a standstill
But, I'm down in the dumps
And you're the only one
Who can take me to the promised landfill
You gonna help my associate, or what?
Associate?
Manager to manager I understand
Your fear i mean
I don't mind that I smell like trash
But, you probably think it's weird
Look, I'd really like to help you
But this isn't gonna work
My orders come straight from the mayor and
He's being such a a penis-face
Why didn't you just say
Jerk? It would've rhymed
People have called us officious
'Cause we find the minutiae delicious
That's true
There's gotta be a way
Around these jurisdictions
To bypass the penis-faced
Mayor's dumb restrictions
Wait! What if we find the
Right city statute to, you know (whistles)
Oh, you mean like a loophole?
That's the best kind of hole
Manager brainstorm
What about Statute 8923?
That only applies to waste that is feces
What about Statute 6-30?
That's from like a century ago
That's about polio
Yeah, to stop the spread of disease
Silly, that only applies
To citywide emergencies
I should have known that wait
City Code 1839?
Oh my God, section five?
Paragraph eight
Yeah, fourteenth line
It clearly states
"In times of environmental crisis
The park manager is empowered
With the licence
To protect health priorities
And supersede mayoral authorities"
Manager to manager
I'm feeling so good about our plan
We just managed the crap out of that
And a loophole is the best kind of hole
I'm so good at helping