Central Park Cast, Leslie Odom Jr., Tituss Burgess - Poops I'll Pick Up lyrics
[Central Park Cast, Leslie Odom Jr., Tituss Burgess - Poops I'll Pick Up lyrics]
This is the dog, why do you have the dog?
How long have you had him?
What time is it?
Around four?
Since yesterday
What?! We need to get this dog returned as
Quickly as possible so
People stop tearing up my park
Wait! Dad, can we sidebar? I have a
Totally unrelated question
You know how you've always said
We should get a dog?
I’ve never said that in my life, Cole
I know it looks like dog napping behavior
But trust me dad, I'm this furry guy's savior
Trapped up in the tower with
Only Bit'sy to nuzzle
Shampagne is like- a way better Rapunzel
And it’s not like I took him
If anything he took me
He took my breath away when
He was taking a pee
Putting aside
This is probably against the law
That's just a tiny flaw
Son, you can't have a dog
Let me keep this dog and I
Will never not walk him
I know that's a double negative
But, I'm smart and i'll take him to the
Veterinarian when he's ill
I'll get some peanut butter to
Help him swallow his pill
Right now, he’s a lapdog in the lap of luxury
But he shouldn’t be cooped up
He should be out there running free
Look at his eyes, can't you
See that he’s sad, man?
I'll clean up his poops
You can call me Mr bag Hands
Mr bag Hands?
When he poops, I'll pick it up
You'll pick it up?
I’ll pick it up
When he poops, I'll pick it up
No, you won't
I will, I love that dog
Son, we gotta think about the consequence
What if we are sent to doggy jail for this?
Can't keep this dog
Papa, I believe this puppy's heaven-sent
I promise to pick up his every excrement
He has a home we have to give him back
I'll take good care of him
We've been discussing that we can't keep him
That's not part of the plan
We have to keep him
He makes me wanna be a better man
Please, Dad! When he poops, I'll pick it up
No
I'll pick it up
When he poops, I'll pick it up
Not that it matters, but no, you won't
I love that dog
Son, we gotta think about the consequence
What if we are sent to doggy jail for this?
Can't keep this dog
Papa, I believe this puppy's heaven-sent
I promise to pick up his every excrement
(spoken)
All right, so it's settled we're keeping him
No, it seems like he's gonna be
Really great to have around
No
He's my best friend
Doesn't matter
I love you, dad
I love you too, Son
We're not keeping the dog
How long have you had him?
What time is it?
Around four?
Since yesterday
What?! We need to get this dog returned as
Quickly as possible so
People stop tearing up my park
Wait! Dad, can we sidebar? I have a
Totally unrelated question
You know how you've always said
We should get a dog?
I’ve never said that in my life, Cole
I know it looks like dog napping behavior
But trust me dad, I'm this furry guy's savior
Trapped up in the tower with
Only Bit'sy to nuzzle
Shampagne is like- a way better Rapunzel
And it’s not like I took him
If anything he took me
He took my breath away when
He was taking a pee
Putting aside
This is probably against the law
That's just a tiny flaw
Son, you can't have a dog
Let me keep this dog and I
Will never not walk him
I know that's a double negative
But, I'm smart and i'll take him to the
Veterinarian when he's ill
I'll get some peanut butter to
Help him swallow his pill
Right now, he’s a lapdog in the lap of luxury
But he shouldn’t be cooped up
He should be out there running free
Look at his eyes, can't you
See that he’s sad, man?
I'll clean up his poops
You can call me Mr bag Hands
Mr bag Hands?
When he poops, I'll pick it up
You'll pick it up?
I’ll pick it up
When he poops, I'll pick it up
No, you won't
I will, I love that dog
Son, we gotta think about the consequence
What if we are sent to doggy jail for this?
Can't keep this dog
Papa, I believe this puppy's heaven-sent
I promise to pick up his every excrement
He has a home we have to give him back
I'll take good care of him
We've been discussing that we can't keep him
That's not part of the plan
We have to keep him
He makes me wanna be a better man
Please, Dad! When he poops, I'll pick it up
No
I'll pick it up
When he poops, I'll pick it up
Not that it matters, but no, you won't
I love that dog
Son, we gotta think about the consequence
What if we are sent to doggy jail for this?
Can't keep this dog
Papa, I believe this puppy's heaven-sent
I promise to pick up his every excrement
(spoken)
All right, so it's settled we're keeping him
No, it seems like he's gonna be
Really great to have around
No
He's my best friend
Doesn't matter
I love you, dad
I love you too, Son
We're not keeping the dog