Dalla Dalla - The Great Ass-scape lyrics
[Dalla Dalla - The Great Ass-scape lyrics]
Dickbot, open the main door and
Let Captain Shoebill in before
He gets hurt by that crazy alien mob outside
Opening main door
It's allowed to- odyssey, you fucking twat
You fucking idiot
Welcome back, Captain fat ass
Not now, Dickbot
What the bloody fuck is happening?
Why is the queen
(Shoebill) splattered on the
Ground outside? (Shoebill)
Dude, oh my God, just listen, okay?
Uh, so apparently the queen built a
Giant mind control space dong so
I got angry and I ejected her from
The ship and I killed her what?
Dude, I can explain better later
But we have to go right now before this
Whole planet realizes that I
Killed their queen dickbot, turn on gradual
Thrust hyperdrive and- bong bing
Don't tell me how to do my job
Ugly Big Bird lookin' ass bitch
Beginning hyperdrive countdown sequence ten
Nine eight
Seven six
Five four
Three two
One, engaging hyperdrive
Aa-a ahhh aa-a ahhh (What the fuck?)
Aaahh, aahh, aa-a ahhh (Yes) Aa-a ahhh (Yes)
Aa-a ahhh (Yes) oh my God (yeah)
Aa-a ahhh (Woah) oh, Jesus Christ
Oh
Ay, super uber fast, ay
Everybody get out my way
I can feel that wind in my face
When I'm goin' through to hyperspace
Hyperspace, hyperspace
Take a poop then I wipe my taint
Killed that queen then I ran away
I'm going through to hyperspace
It's a galactical space inators
Coming to take us, are we on an elevator?
In my spaceship, it's going down, bitch
Oh, yeah
Oh no no no no, no, no, no
Aa-a ahhh aa-a ahhh
Aaahh, aa-a ahhh (Oh my fuck) aa-a ahhh
Aa-a ahhh aa-a ahhh
Aahh ughh
Oh boy, uh, okay okay, okay, okay
Okay, okay, okay, okay
Dickbot can you stop the music?
Dickbot, stop the music!
Oh, Jesus dude, Christ
Dickbot, what was that noise? Incoming call
Originating from Earth should I connect?
Earth? Yeah, Dickbot dude, connect right now
Dalla Dalla? Hello? Can anyone read me
Yes ma'am, Roger Roger
I hear you loud and clear uh, who is this?
Dalla Dalla, this is Peggy Fishington
United States space force
Calling in to thank you thank me?
Thank me for what?
For killing Queen Queef-A-Lot
The radical alien dictator held
In on controlling
The minds of everyone in the galaxy
Ugh, jeez dude, I didn't know about all that
I just killed her because she got in the way
Of my ass eating fantasies for my whole life
What? What do you mean she got in-
Anyways, do I get any cool prizes
Like a medal of honor?
Actually, can I get a Mount
Rushmore accepted to my
Gigantic ass on the side of the mountain?
I'm afraid not
We can't publicly release anything
Regarding aliens because
Anything involving extraterrestrials is
Classified information i'm sorry
But your adventure must
Remain confidential between
The United States government and yourself
So basically, what you're saying is I went
On this whole traumatizing space journey
And I'd saved the entire galaxy from
Alien Osama Bin Laden, and I s-
I did it all for nothing, dude
Maybe we can set up another type arrangement
Something involving whatever you were
Talking about earlier what was that again?
My my ass eating fantasies?
Yes eating ass
Oh my God um, what was that noise?
Ahem, mm, uh
That was the sound of my intergalactic
Wiener springing into vertical position
Let Captain Shoebill in before
He gets hurt by that crazy alien mob outside
Opening main door
It's allowed to- odyssey, you fucking twat
You fucking idiot
Welcome back, Captain fat ass
Not now, Dickbot
What the bloody fuck is happening?
Why is the queen
(Shoebill) splattered on the
Ground outside? (Shoebill)
Dude, oh my God, just listen, okay?
Uh, so apparently the queen built a
Giant mind control space dong so
I got angry and I ejected her from
The ship and I killed her what?
Dude, I can explain better later
But we have to go right now before this
Whole planet realizes that I
Killed their queen dickbot, turn on gradual
Thrust hyperdrive and- bong bing
Don't tell me how to do my job
Ugly Big Bird lookin' ass bitch
Beginning hyperdrive countdown sequence ten
Nine eight
Seven six
Five four
Three two
One, engaging hyperdrive
Aa-a ahhh aa-a ahhh (What the fuck?)
Aaahh, aahh, aa-a ahhh (Yes) Aa-a ahhh (Yes)
Aa-a ahhh (Yes) oh my God (yeah)
Aa-a ahhh (Woah) oh, Jesus Christ
Oh
Ay, super uber fast, ay
Everybody get out my way
I can feel that wind in my face
When I'm goin' through to hyperspace
Hyperspace, hyperspace
Take a poop then I wipe my taint
Killed that queen then I ran away
I'm going through to hyperspace
It's a galactical space inators
Coming to take us, are we on an elevator?
In my spaceship, it's going down, bitch
Oh, yeah
Oh no no no no, no, no, no
Aa-a ahhh aa-a ahhh
Aaahh, aa-a ahhh (Oh my fuck) aa-a ahhh
Aa-a ahhh aa-a ahhh
Aahh ughh
Oh boy, uh, okay okay, okay, okay
Okay, okay, okay, okay
Dickbot can you stop the music?
Dickbot, stop the music!
Oh, Jesus dude, Christ
Dickbot, what was that noise? Incoming call
Originating from Earth should I connect?
Earth? Yeah, Dickbot dude, connect right now
Dalla Dalla? Hello? Can anyone read me
Yes ma'am, Roger Roger
I hear you loud and clear uh, who is this?
Dalla Dalla, this is Peggy Fishington
United States space force
Calling in to thank you thank me?
Thank me for what?
For killing Queen Queef-A-Lot
The radical alien dictator held
In on controlling
The minds of everyone in the galaxy
Ugh, jeez dude, I didn't know about all that
I just killed her because she got in the way
Of my ass eating fantasies for my whole life
What? What do you mean she got in-
Anyways, do I get any cool prizes
Like a medal of honor?
Actually, can I get a Mount
Rushmore accepted to my
Gigantic ass on the side of the mountain?
I'm afraid not
We can't publicly release anything
Regarding aliens because
Anything involving extraterrestrials is
Classified information i'm sorry
But your adventure must
Remain confidential between
The United States government and yourself
So basically, what you're saying is I went
On this whole traumatizing space journey
And I'd saved the entire galaxy from
Alien Osama Bin Laden, and I s-
I did it all for nothing, dude
Maybe we can set up another type arrangement
Something involving whatever you were
Talking about earlier what was that again?
My my ass eating fantasies?
Yes eating ass
Oh my God um, what was that noise?
Ahem, mm, uh
That was the sound of my intergalactic
Wiener springing into vertical position