Dalla Dalla - Welcome to Planet Crotch lyrics
[Dalla Dalla - Welcome to Planet Crotch lyrics]
We are now approaching Planet Crotch
Home of the most scrumptious
Ass in the galaxy bing bong
Hey, Dickbot bring us down for a landing
Bing bong we have landed
Opening main door boys, welcome
To Planet Crotch
There's so many aliens here
What are they all doin' here, Shoebill?
There's socializing
This is the place where life
Forms across the galaxy
Go to find a partner for casual sex
So it's like a huge, city-wide space club?
I guess you could say that
Oh my Lordy what the hell is that?
(Timothy at quite heart)
That's Queen Queef-A-Lot
The royal ruler of Planet Crotch
Please scrub me, Timothy
She has, one, two seven tit's?
Oh my God she's amazing
I'm gonna go talk to her
Wait, get back here, you fuckin' lame
Sorry, I can't hear you Shoebill
I'm too horny
Wait! Nooo!
Excuse me, your majesty
I wish to take you to my spaceship
Where we can have some wet
Hot alien sex gasps
Okay fine, it's not my spaceship
It's my friend's spaceship
But the offer is still on the table
For the wet hot alien sex
That's not why they gasped
You think you have what it takes to
Satisfy all of my many holes? In my realm
You must sing to me a
Song to prove your worth if I enjoy it
You will take me to
Your spacecraft for intercourse
But if I despise it, my executor Timothy
Will behead you publicly
While whispering pansexual messages
In your ear
I like a little bit of everything
Dalla, this is a bad idea
Everyone's who attempted to sing to
Her has been publicly pansexecuted
We should go back to Earth and call it a loss
Captain Shoebill
Desperate times call for desperate measures
And I would rather die in
The search for delectable ass
Then walk away while it is
Just within my reach
I'm gonna give that princess the
Serenation of a lifetime
And if I die in the process then so be it
Queen Queef-A-Lot, I accept your challenge
Very well everyone, we have a new contender
Citizens of Planet Crotch
Let the serenation begin
Nothin' but a little bit of
Fun between two space creatures
I just wanna have a little fun
I just wanna put somethin' in your butt
You kinda smell like macaroni and cheese
It's a beautiful fragrance that can't
Be denied to me but it doesn't bother
I just wanna be part of your stinky family
I wanna get between the toes and
Lick out all that cheese
Ugh, that was awful
Guards, execute him immediately
(Woah, woah, no no no)
Wait, I wasn't done yet
Dude, just let me finish and
Then you can execute me
Ugh, fine you may proceed
Home of the most scrumptious
Ass in the galaxy bing bong
Hey, Dickbot bring us down for a landing
Bing bong we have landed
Opening main door boys, welcome
To Planet Crotch
There's so many aliens here
What are they all doin' here, Shoebill?
There's socializing
This is the place where life
Forms across the galaxy
Go to find a partner for casual sex
So it's like a huge, city-wide space club?
I guess you could say that
Oh my Lordy what the hell is that?
(Timothy at quite heart)
That's Queen Queef-A-Lot
The royal ruler of Planet Crotch
Please scrub me, Timothy
She has, one, two seven tit's?
Oh my God she's amazing
I'm gonna go talk to her
Wait, get back here, you fuckin' lame
Sorry, I can't hear you Shoebill
I'm too horny
Wait! Nooo!
Excuse me, your majesty
I wish to take you to my spaceship
Where we can have some wet
Hot alien sex gasps
Okay fine, it's not my spaceship
It's my friend's spaceship
But the offer is still on the table
For the wet hot alien sex
That's not why they gasped
You think you have what it takes to
Satisfy all of my many holes? In my realm
You must sing to me a
Song to prove your worth if I enjoy it
You will take me to
Your spacecraft for intercourse
But if I despise it, my executor Timothy
Will behead you publicly
While whispering pansexual messages
In your ear
I like a little bit of everything
Dalla, this is a bad idea
Everyone's who attempted to sing to
Her has been publicly pansexecuted
We should go back to Earth and call it a loss
Captain Shoebill
Desperate times call for desperate measures
And I would rather die in
The search for delectable ass
Then walk away while it is
Just within my reach
I'm gonna give that princess the
Serenation of a lifetime
And if I die in the process then so be it
Queen Queef-A-Lot, I accept your challenge
Very well everyone, we have a new contender
Citizens of Planet Crotch
Let the serenation begin
Nothin' but a little bit of
Fun between two space creatures
I just wanna have a little fun
I just wanna put somethin' in your butt
You kinda smell like macaroni and cheese
It's a beautiful fragrance that can't
Be denied to me but it doesn't bother
I just wanna be part of your stinky family
I wanna get between the toes and
Lick out all that cheese
Ugh, that was awful
Guards, execute him immediately
(Woah, woah, no no no)
Wait, I wasn't done yet
Dude, just let me finish and
Then you can execute me
Ugh, fine you may proceed