DANGERDOOM - A.T.H.F. (Aqua Teen Hunger Force) lyrics
[DANGERDOOM - A.T.H.F. Aqua Teen Hunger Force lyrics]
Widdy widdy widdy widdy widdy widdy widdy we
We need food (what are you doin there?)
I'm rappin
(yeah, no, no I see that - what for?)
Money - that and
I wanna get some steady bitches and hoes
And some candy for my nose
Some diamond stones
To roll with my chrome and
Hey, genius, you even know what that means?
Uh uh, what does it mean?
Where's the keyboards, and the tambourine
And the guitar?
And you know, I mean, the stuff that like
White people like we had a piano
Somethin bad-ass, like uhh, I don't know
Like uhh, REO Speedwagon or somethin'
Hell yeah!
Aiyyo, I know this dude right
Carl, he wore tight blue sweats
But wasn't glued too tight
All he had upstairs was a crude light
You think that's weird? He lived next
Door to a food fight
Howdy Danger, much obliged for the beat God
Even though you still eat lard
By the Meatwad
Mesquite charred, speakin of which or who
Voice all squeaky like they tuned it
Up a pitch or two
A chunk of burned up witch's brew
Get your crew see if they can't get past
The stench of the stew
It stank like a septic tank full of pig poo
He mostly only turned into a frank or a igloo
Switch your view to the brother
With the fried dreads
Not to be confused with the
Incense selling thai heads
His name rhymes with Mike Hawk
You could call him livewire, eye sockets
Frylock able to shoot electricity
Through his eyeballs
And blast all through your single
Sided brick and drywall
More interesting than professional wrestling
When he's online
You can find him on Instant Pestering
What's up with your boy? He's not
A soft or hot drink
Whoever don't like it could suck his straw
It's hot pink
On some junk like Gucci on a classy ho
Might splash you in the
Face with nuclear pistachio
Make a fast break
Or that'll be the last mistake
That ass'll make is what you get
For messin with Master Shake
Look out, don't block the screen son
Lunge across tryin to watch Adult Swim
"Aqua Teen Hunger Force!"
Rock this cult hymn
Sock your mean younger boss
Psht - Adult Swim, "Aqua Teen Hunger Force!"
He often wondered
Should he get the logo tatted to his woody?
He could be "#1 in the hood, G!" easily
Shake callin, he heh, you know I wa ahhhhh
I'd just got off the phone
With somebody else and uh
That wasn't about you
That was about me being
Upset about something else
I shouldn't have called you but I did
Cause I just, I like you so much
I'm REALLY looking forward to
Us working together
And just, as of now that I'm calm
And after I've apologized profusely
- probably too much
I am available, call me doggie - woof!