DANGERDOOM - Mince Meat lyrics

The Villain ain't rhymin off bread alone
Let him get some cognac
A mic and a headphone
Smoke and mirrors, caught her in the mix
Couldn't read the shorthand for
Mortars and bricks
If any negative thought linger
He let it vent
Wrote this one with his middle
Finger in wet cement did it on the sly
Before he's gone bye bye, spit it on the fly
Brush your teeth, rinse and gargle
A true nerd who messed with
New words since Boggle
And used slang in Scrabble
Rhymed with a Northern drawl
Twang and babble
Flossy pen jargon to break the world record
Do a Faustian bargain and tape the girl naked
More spots than a leopard
Then he had to stop
The block was hot peppered
Shepherd, leading the sheeps out to slaughter
Kept it, sold and repped it
Everytime he saw ya
Tryin' to douse a pinch of weed
In a frat street house
I'll make mince meat out of that
(beat) mouse!

Welcome to the show
Remember whatever you do, do not boo the flow
Schooled the dumb on the number
One rule of thumb
What a fool still you never met a cooler bum
Give the drummer some rum
I'm sure he could use a shot
Just to get his cues hot
Ensure he don't lose his spot
A stranger who speaks to you vocal
Danger made the beat
Get a freak to do the bogle no bull
Everything he wanted they grabbed and took
Whole lab looked like an ill
Left jab and hook
Even had a secretary to take the calls
Shake it and make it fall
I told her don't break my balls
Wherever Mouse go, trouble follows
The bounty on this pro was
Mills and double dollars
Vil spilled muddled flows
That befuddled scholars
Thick Buffalo girl with the bubble hollars
She rocked leather and gold, a fat blouse
And need a brother with soul
To let her cat out
Even if the rat couldn't compete with Kraus

I'll make mince meat out of that
(beat) mouse!

Tap ya toe, grime and strapped for dough
Rap for show, to let the whippersnappers know
Sucks to be them, now pass that loot
Up under the tux, he wore a hazmat suit
Sounded like froggy
Sip the groggiest of potions
Be up in the party with
The foggiest of notions
On the list of lobbyists who save the oceans
Gave his donation to the
Lady with the lotions
Swoll hand itchin', the old man bitchin'
Switchin' with the fan with
The gold band twitchin'
Spittin' like a bionic sneeze
That freeze vodka just to clear the air like
The Ionic Breeze Quadra
Sleek enough to outsly a fox
For a chicken pot pie
Thinkin outside the box
Would love to taste her goody
But got no time to be wastin chasin putty
Out for Daffy Duck bucks, Porky Pig paper
Bugs Bunny money or Sylvester Cat caper
Off a DAT tape of rap, country or deep house

I'll make mince meat out of that
(beat) mouse!