Das Racist - Don Dada lyrics

No Boho, catch me up in SoHo
Dressed like a hobo
Get fo' hoes and close to no clothes
Rococo fo'sho' though "Yo yo yo
Yo yo yo yo yo, "
Kool A deezy like Yeezy, no photo

Kool-aid dizzy like Drizzy, man, like
"He ain't coppin' that, is he, man?" No, no
No, he isn't
Though record companies hoard the guap
(damn) kid's up in magazines and can't
Even afford to cop
Can't even afford to shop so
I can't afford to stop
Until I can afford a Ford or
Even a Rav4 for pops
No, a Volvo I should probably
Do better than that
Hope to get a Gordon Gartrell
Sweater off cheddars from raps
I shoplifted Tao Lin's Shoplifting
From American Apparel
But, I didn't get caught like
Perry Farrell hot Strawberry, darryl
Hanna-Barbera Burberry cologne on
Looking for a skull to get my bone on
Phone on, phone is ringing "Oh my god me
No answer no private call
Me no think me canno scribe at all need
A heineken a line and a tylenol
And another line again, and another heineken"
All of the mendicants scam to
Sell the women cool water
Cool, I'll just bring 'em me
All up in the vatican, yo

Is it parody, comedy, novelty, or scholarly?
A little bit of column A
A little bit of column B
A little Common Projects
A little bit of Wallabees
Probably you can always find me
Where the challah be
Yeah, that's bread, that's cheese
That's big meats
Read Iceberg Slim, hear raps about Big Meech

Catch me on the Big Beach with
A girl that dig me olive skin, short hair
She stay quotin' biggie
And listening to Grizzly, stay hatin Drizzy
We be gettin busy
She tell me that she miss' me
Some girls want to kiss me and
Others want to diss me call me mister "Damn
He ain't tweetin that is he?"

Boots true Ecco, too his loose noogz, cuckoo
All these other rappers be
Rapping like poo-poo
Pee-pee, caca heem a Don Dada
You can try to comprehend it, dog
Why bother?
Taliban Chic, I'm a Taliban Freak
Mister tally man told me
I'm bananas last week

Went from broke to makin', like
A stack a day
Kobe beef burger is sushi to Japanese
Went from public school cafeteria food melees
To fresh prosciutto shipped in to
Day from San Daniele
A Young Pelé you rock jeans from Pepe
Big microphone hippie hit New Dilly, really

Me mind 'pon me melanin, melanin 'pon me mind
Grustle Crowe flow, that's hustle plus grind
Grind grind grind