Das Racist - You Can Sell Anything lyrics

You can sell anything you can sell anything
You can sell anything
You can really sell anything

It's like, put me on dude
Someone discover me give me some money b
I'll be your money tree
Took a lot of samples out
You don't gotta clear those
Made a lot of weird raps
You don't want to hear those label's like
'Maybe we can cake off the weirdos'
Ok - plug your nose, here goes
Caveman porn star riding on a unicorn
Undercover cop, and I'm wearing a uniform
Plus I wrote all of my rhymes in cuneiform
Hella years ago, BC, you better be informed
If you don't get it
Get a computer and Google it
If you find out all the reasons we the shit
Then you the shit yeah poopin' on the track
Call me doo doo Vic
Kool-Kool-Kool AD, nothing new to the kid
What can you do the kid
Totally stupid and sick
No scruples, cool man, ice cream scoopin' it

You can sell anything you can sell anything
You can sell anything
You can really sell anything

Awwwww dip it's Heems once again, back again
With the caravan of mans that from Pakistan
Karachi posses, akhis, papi
Unh, red octagons couldn't stop me
I burn headband, my eyes all droopy
I've gooey footies, zoobies in my poopy
They all like, 'Well Heems you too proud'
I'm like, 'You would be too
If you had the juice now!' (Ohh)

Ey yo the government is lies, son
United States of Google, Verizon
They all spies son, I'm Pisces, risin'
And you ain't Hoover
You suck like James Dyson
Google the devil but I feel lucky
Extreme Home Make-Over couldn't touch me
Backyards, kittens, puppies, 401k's, libels
Yuppies
Yeeah, I'm talkin' bout wine drinkers
Bald head men, Klux Klan swine-thinkers
What motivates you? Let's go around the room
'I wanna own a boat one day'

They got my dreams and they playing salugi
I'm bound to be found like
A brown John Belushi
Kuffi, Fallujah, Kulfi, Falooda
Truthie, Coolie, more flows than Luda
What good is all your money if
Your styles is still tasteless?
I celebrate the fact I moved
Into my momma's basement I don't pay rent
I sell old books for new ones
New fives, two jives, so live, olive
At the Spin Show, beats by Diplo
Stack bundles, rest in peace
Della Reese's nieces rest with me
Next to me is a table with empties
Don't tempt me i burn hemp leaves
More style than ten Fonzie Bentleys
I'm Ray Liotta from Goodfellas

I'm complex - I'm Shiv Kumar Batalvi
I'm complex - I'm Sahir Ludhianvi
I'm complex - I'm Abrar Alvi i'm complex
I'm Guru Dutt complex
I'm complicated, I'm complex
I'm River Phoenix, I'm complex
I'm bottled water, I'm complex
I'm 5 out of 8 computers
On a scale of computers
I'm complicated, I'm complex
I'm intelligence in the age of the internet
Where you're as smart as how quickly
You can use your smart phone i'm complex