Das Racist - Speaking in Tongues (Freestyle) lyrics

Yeah, Kool AD, frequently dumb
Frequently freaky deeky and
Speakin' in tongues
Everyday is a weekend my son
I'm a teacher on sabbatical
What's that it doesn't matter
After a few, I'm smackin' a dude - picture me
Acting the fool and then
Actually smackin' you
Then smokin' crack with you
Then smokin' mac and noodles on the Avenue
With papichulos poppin' that Menudo
And you know, I don't take my Menudo, lightly
You could out-write me, but it's not likely
Half-white Spike Lee
Sippin' on a light green diesel
And an iced tea
Sometimes relaxed like perms, sometimes hyphy
Came from the Bay but I stay in NYC
Oh, I think they like me
Forgive me if I'm blunt but light me
Smoke 'till my eyes turn Chinese
Das Racist, try me
Mad flavors for all shapes, races, and ages
Basically I'm paid to say shit
And get white-boy wasted
Everything I touch is a spaceship
Everything I touch is a spaceship
Madonna-like, Don Dada-type with
A sharp clique
Mami white, me Obama-like with a dark dick
Man, you couldn't see me like a shark's lips
Everything I touch is Jefferson - Starship

We are DR, troopers like VR
Gérard Depardieu, Young Green Card
Young cocoa butter
Harder than them other boys
You be on some stale shit
I'll sweet on some other noise
You know before we get it
You should stretch it
Hit it three times, hat-trick, Ovechkin
Keep one on the side
Like she's salad dressin'
Treat the coochie like the microphone
When I bless it rap wild
Everything versatile like the lesson
A way with words - a curse and a blessin'
A way with purple - herbs and I'm sessin'
A way with birds with
Curves that's undressing
Noddin' to the H man, like he was on H, man
Me I am a strange man, body is a cage man
Pause just in case man, Young Nicolas Cage
Man
Change man, no joke rap, look at my range man
My new thing, I spit harder she ambiguous
I'm Chavez-like but my dick darker
Super stoned, I'm a fifth spliff martyr
Rep Queens hard like Nicki the chick Carter
How can I explain, I'm insane man
I done tried
One time I run by, dumb high off fungi
I'm pretty awesome
It's known that I'm a fun guy
I'm Hima, Benz or Bentley, You Kia, Daewoo
Hyundai go in, Dap