Das Racist - Fake Patois lyrics

Original, original original, original
Turn me up in the headphone
Turn the music up dR

Yo, got the fake patois
KRS-One did a fake patois
Miss Cleo got a fake patois
Even Jay-Z did a fake patois
Bad Brains had a fake patois
My man Snow had a fake patois
Even Jim Carrey fuck with the patois
So you know he come through
With the fake patois
Patois, got the fake patois
You come through with the fake patois
Patois patois patois fake, fake patois
What you know about Shaun Bridgmohan
What you know about Shaun Bridgmohan
First Jamaican in the Kentucky Derby
First Jamaican in the Kentucky Derby
What you know about Shaun Bridgmohan
What you know about Shaun Bridgmohan
First Jamaican in the Kentucky Derby
First Jamaican in the Kentucky Derby

Ya not gwan speak patois
Me gwan talk the fake patois
Everyone I listen to, fake patois
Snow from Toronto, fake patois
Original rudeboy, original rudeboy
Shabba Ranks, Cutty Ranks
Your MO is mo, me say no thanks
Shabba Ranks, Cutty Ranks your MO is mo'
Yeah, me right near the beach
Right near my reach is the
Fire for the streets
Yeah, and now me can't read
Baldhead teef me book and now me can't speak
Yeah, fake patois this fake patois
Fake patois

All the sudden had a fake patois
Even Busta Rhymes kinda sound patois
Maybe just enjoy it, make it look patois
When he speak, he just speak
But to me patois
The way he did do the patois
With the leaders of the new, but it's sure
What you know about Shaun Bridgmohan
What you know about Shaun Bridgmohan
First Jamaican in the Kentucky Derby
First Jamaican in the Kentucky Derby
First Jamaican in the Kentucky Derby
Fake patois, fake patois

Yeah, the boy a murderer
Here come the hotstepper with fire 'pon ya
Yeah, we nah play games
It's fake patois, winner take names
If the feds test me, me gwan take aim
Crunch like Nestle, Snipe from the planes
Snipe like Wesley, punch like Hawaiian
Snipe from the planes
Yeah we shoot while we flying
Murder She Wrote like Chaka Demus and Pliers
More fire more fire more fire
This fake patois this fake patois

Dem Fear she now look at the big of me foot
Me shoe be size ten fear
Me can't read cause dem teef me book
But, I still come with dem fear
Me now look at the big of me foot
Me shoe be size ten fear dem fear dem fear
She now look at the big of me foot
Me shoe be size ten fear
Me can't read cause dem teef me book
But it come with dem fear
She now look at the big of me foot
Me shoe be size ten fear ten fear