Dayglo Abortions - Courage In A Can lyrics
[Dayglo Abortions - Courage In A Can lyrics]
To every man
Most people prefer to leave their
Fate in other hand work at dead end job just
Waiting for my check
Spend the rest of my time in
Front of a tv set
When I finally go out try to socialize
The only way that I can do
It is through bloodshot eyes
Makes my wife look so much
Better sitting in the car
Gives us both all we need
To party at the bar!
Courage in a can whoa oh oh
Courage in a can whoa oh oh
After we have had a few my
Wife will start to mingle
I'll play some shuffleboard keep on drinking
Then before you know it I will see my wife
Flirtin' in the corner with some
Kind of low life
I don't even hesitate as I walk up to them
Punch the fucker in the head and
Tell them to be leavin'
Then the bouncer take us throw
Us in the street
Get my wife to drive me home
We'll be back next week!
Courage in a can whoa oh oh
Courage in a can whoa oh oh