Dayglo Abortions - Stupid World lyrics
[Dayglo Abortions - Stupid World lyrics]
Lisa washed her hair on Tuesday
Lisa washed her hair on Wednesday
Lisa washed her hair on Thursday oh, oh
Ooh, yeah
Then her husband noticed
That her shampoo had upset her pH balance
Her hair was all dried out and frizzy
So he shot the bitch and moved to the city
Oh, what a stupid world (Ooh, yeah)
Her husband got a job at a roller rink
He tried to pick up chicks
But he had a little dick
He brushed his teeth with Aim
But it didn't matter nice fresh breath
But his dick didn't get no bigger
Oh, what a stupid world (Ooh, yeah)
Oh, what a stupid world (Ooh, yeah)