Dayglo Abortions - Two Dogs Fucking lyrics
[Dayglo Abortions - Two Dogs Fucking lyrics]
To admire the beauty of his man made nature
He came upon a sight that
Made his blood run cold
So he called upon the mighty lord
To help him fight his foe
It was two dogs fucking stuck ass to ass
Entwined in bestial romance
Two dogs fucking stuck ass to ass
Entwined in bestial romance
It was obscene so he called the police
They sent an officer named Tim Fitzgibbons
They came up with a plan that
Involved a bucket of cold water
To be thrown upon the fornicating demons
But they had to face
Two dogs fucking stuck ass to ass
Entwined in bestial romance
Two dogs fucking stuck ass to ass
Entwined in bestial romance
Solo
Their plan was successful at
Seperating the beasts
But there were bigger forces at work here
The male began to change
Into a terrifying creature
That was the cross between a
Pitbull and a tyrannosaurs rex
As it turns out
The male dog was actually an unusual
Alien life form on it's
Way across the galaxy
That had stopped off on earth to
Check out the attractions and
Pick up a quick piece of
Tail when it was rudely
Interrupted by our heroes it became enraged
At their indiscretion and immediately
Brought an end to all life as we know it
All because they couldn't stand the sight of
Two dogs fucking stuck ass to ass
Entwined in bestial romance
Two dogs fucking stuck ass to ass
Entwined in bestial romance
It was two dogs fucking stuck ass to ass