Dayglo Abortions - When the Big Hand Meets the Little Hand lyrics
[Dayglo Abortions - When the Big Hand Meets the Little Hand lyrics]
Gather round and listen up my children
This is a story that'll scare the
Turds right out of your underwear
It's about a place called Neverland
Where all the naughty boys have to
Go for a sleep over
The man who lives there is creepy and weird
He looks like the bearded lady
But without the beard
By the day he's full of fun and games
But as soon as you go to sleep
He tries to slither under your sheets
All you naughty boys are gonna be sorry
When the big hand meets the little hand
I know you're bad but this guys worse
When the big hand meets the little hand
Now you might think that
Your parents are cruel
Sending you off to get molested
Is not very cool
But you should have thought about that
When you were being bad
Now it's off to Michael Jackson's you
Should have listened to your dad
But if you're lucky and quick to act
You just might escape with
Your virginity intact
Right before bed you've gotta ask
To you the phone
Tell him you miss your parents and
You have to call home
But instead of your parents dial 9111
And when the operator answers
This is what you tell them
Help me I'm at Michael
Jackson's house and he's
Stuck his glove up my shorts
All you naughty boys are gonna get a fright
When the big hand meets the little hand
Cause Michael Jackson's gonna
Get you tonight
When the big hand meets the little hand
This is a story that'll scare the
Turds right out of your underwear
It's about a place called Neverland
Where all the naughty boys have to
Go for a sleep over
The man who lives there is creepy and weird
He looks like the bearded lady
But without the beard
By the day he's full of fun and games
But as soon as you go to sleep
He tries to slither under your sheets
All you naughty boys are gonna be sorry
When the big hand meets the little hand
I know you're bad but this guys worse
When the big hand meets the little hand
Now you might think that
Your parents are cruel
Sending you off to get molested
Is not very cool
But you should have thought about that
When you were being bad
Now it's off to Michael Jackson's you
Should have listened to your dad
But if you're lucky and quick to act
You just might escape with
Your virginity intact
Right before bed you've gotta ask
To you the phone
Tell him you miss your parents and
You have to call home
But instead of your parents dial 9111
And when the operator answers
This is what you tell them
Help me I'm at Michael
Jackson's house and he's
Stuck his glove up my shorts
All you naughty boys are gonna get a fright
When the big hand meets the little hand
Cause Michael Jackson's gonna
Get you tonight
When the big hand meets the little hand