Dayglo Abortions - Hide the Hamster lyrics
[Dayglo Abortions - Hide the Hamster lyrics]
Well Billy is a boy who has
A few ideas of his own
He has a habitrail maze with
35 hamsters in his home
He takes them to the disco
Where everybody loves him
They cover them with neet and wash them
Down so they are nice and clean
Then yank their teeth and pull their claws
And dip the little rodents in vaseline
They all have habitrail tubes stuck
Firmly up their asses
And they all sing oho oho hide the hamster
They dance around on the dance floor
From each shaking ass hangs
A twitching little tail
The hamsters last abut five minutes
And their death throes bring the dancers
They shoot their wads together dead
Hamsters up their asses
Each hamster has an orgasm at the
Very instant of it's death
So each person grabs a straw to feltch
Their partner's asshole of the sperm
They all have habitrail tubes stuck
Firmly up their asses
A few ideas of his own
He has a habitrail maze with
35 hamsters in his home
He takes them to the disco
Where everybody loves him
They cover them with neet and wash them
Down so they are nice and clean
Then yank their teeth and pull their claws
And dip the little rodents in vaseline
They all have habitrail tubes stuck
Firmly up their asses
And they all sing oho oho hide the hamster
They dance around on the dance floor
From each shaking ass hangs
A twitching little tail
The hamsters last abut five minutes
And their death throes bring the dancers
They shoot their wads together dead
Hamsters up their asses
Each hamster has an orgasm at the
Very instant of it's death
So each person grabs a straw to feltch
Their partner's asshole of the sperm
They all have habitrail tubes stuck
Firmly up their asses