Dayglo Abortions - Shit Happens lyrics
[Dayglo Abortions - Shit Happens lyrics]
This' a little diddy that I never wrote
I farted in the toilet note by note
Don't worry shit happens
Eh, I don't know how about this
When I was a little kiddy
My mommy she would tell me
Even the world's best laid plans
End up in the garbage can
We got a saying around our house
Your shit's in a knot
Your head should be in a noose
High blood pressure and an early death
Is all it'll get you so
You might as well accept that shithappens
Shithappens it happens, it happens
Shithappens don't worry
Cause shit will always happen
So ya had a little party
While your parents were away
Guess you figured everything would be okay
35 skinheads and a rugby team
Drank your dad's liquor cabinet clean
Best friend's brother was a biker
So you hired his gang for the bouncers
Started wrecking your place
So you called the cops
The cops get in your face
And destroy your house you see
Shithappens shithappens
It happens, it happens shithappens
Don't worry cause shit will always happen
Solo
I'm not saying it'll always be like this
There's something to think about
While I take a piss i whip out my dick and
I point it at the hole i then relax and
Let the pressure flow an extra stream
Will start to squirt right up in the air
And on my shirt but I won't be mad
Nor get uptight 'Cause it happens like this
Every fuckin night
Shithappens shithappens
It happens, it happens shithappens
Don't worry cause shit will always happen
I farted in the toilet note by note
Don't worry shit happens
Eh, I don't know how about this
When I was a little kiddy
My mommy she would tell me
Even the world's best laid plans
End up in the garbage can
We got a saying around our house
Your shit's in a knot
Your head should be in a noose
High blood pressure and an early death
Is all it'll get you so
You might as well accept that shithappens
Shithappens it happens, it happens
Shithappens don't worry
Cause shit will always happen
So ya had a little party
While your parents were away
Guess you figured everything would be okay
35 skinheads and a rugby team
Drank your dad's liquor cabinet clean
Best friend's brother was a biker
So you hired his gang for the bouncers
Started wrecking your place
So you called the cops
The cops get in your face
And destroy your house you see
Shithappens shithappens
It happens, it happens shithappens
Don't worry cause shit will always happen
Solo
I'm not saying it'll always be like this
There's something to think about
While I take a piss i whip out my dick and
I point it at the hole i then relax and
Let the pressure flow an extra stream
Will start to squirt right up in the air
And on my shirt but I won't be mad
Nor get uptight 'Cause it happens like this
Every fuckin night
Shithappens shithappens
It happens, it happens shithappens
Don't worry cause shit will always happen