Dirt Nasty - Baby Dick lyrics

[Dirt Nasty - Baby Dick lyrics]

Yeah, Dirt Nasty motherfuckers
Check this shit out, it's like this yo

First of all, my dick is small
Three inches hard, two little balls
When the lights are out
I stick it in her mouth
She said "I don't smoke Virginia Slims"
I wear a rubber if it fit's (shit)
But they don't make condoms for baby dicks
Maybe it's time to buy the pump
But every time I stick my dick in I cum (Uhh)

And my last girlfriend was a stripper
Bitch had beef curtains
Like throwin' a hot dog down a hallway
If you want it all day, don't call me (nope)

But, you can call me itty bitty swizzle stick
Even Mini Me started laughin'
At my little dick


Please Lord, tell me if you're listenin'
I'm tired of havin' stage fright
In the men's urinal, uh

Baby dick, itty bitty baby dick
Baby dick, baby baby baby dick
Baby dick, itty bitty baby dick
He got a baby dick

Baby dick, itty bitty baby dick
Baby dick, baby baby baby dick
Baby dick, itty bitty baby dick
He got a baby dick

What's worse? My pops gotta purse
He a fat tranny, works at Circus Circus
And my mom is bonin Tom
That dude from MySpace dot com (shit)

And my little sis gotta bigger dick
Than me, dad and uncle rick (what)
Fuckin' bitch, I wanna beat her down
But she 6 foot 3, 200 pounds

Damn grannie lost it (coo-coo)
When grandpa came outta the closet
My balls itch from the crabs I got
I was sleepin' with a
Crackhead hooker in Watts

My aunt's doin 20 to life
For raping a nerd who work at Good Guys
So I think I'll fuck my cousin in the mouth
Even though it smell like orange roughy (mm)

Baby dick, itty bitty baby dick
Baby dick, baby baby baby dick
Baby dick, itty bitty baby dick
He got a baby dick
Baby dick, itty bitty baby dick
Baby dick, baby baby baby dick
Baby dick, itty bitty baby dick
He got a baby dick

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