Dirt Nasty, Andre Legacy - X-Mas Rap lyrics

It was the night before Christmas
And all through LA
Word hit the street, Santa gone gay
TMZ, front of the paper
He went down like an anchor on a sailor

Santa's got the best coke
That's why Rudolph got a red nose
He ain't the only victim
I heard he butt fucked Prancer and Vixen

I answer the children when they ask
Me "Is a real man?" i tell em the truth
That dude never landed on no roof

Nah homes, he's stone cold
Made me lick the candy cane in his robe
Took me to the North Pole, it was cold
I was only eight years old

Santa Claus is dead (We killed him)
Took one in the head (We did it)
Christmas is a joke (That's right)
Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow

I saw daddy fucking Santa Claus
Sucking on his raggedy balls ho, ho, ho
It smelled like mistletoe and butthole

I'm off the list for sure
Cause Saint Nick know I been sniffing blow
And when I go carolling, I do it butt naked
Smoking heroin

Jingle bells, jingle balls rock
Little elves drink eggnog from the cock
And all I want for X-Mas is a bigger dick
And a bitch from Texas

I been dreaming of a white Christmas
Filled with cocaine, carry on bitches
As I look under the tree
Santa's dead with his dick out, rest in peace