Dirt Nasty, Andre Legacy - White Boys Freestyle lyrics

Shit's getting magical
I'm a drug addict but my life ain't tragic
I'm straight up living lovely
This my best friend and he loves me

And I ain't that ugly but, your bitch so old
She looks nah I ain't racist but I hit

Everything's palatial
Ain't no reason to get racial
We about to go get a facial
Manicure, pedicure, amazing

My balls are raisins
Wrinkled up man, you should taste 'em
It's like you're at a vineyard
Oh, can I taste that from Michigan

Dirt Nasty and the Legacy
Ain't a rapper alive that can get next to me
I take ecstacy and other drugs yes please

Bill Bellamy used to be my homie
Until he whipped out that black balogna
I said "chill"
At the same time, man shit got real

Was that them old MTV days
When you was in the crazy drug phase
Living in New York City
And fucking all bitches with
The big ass titties

Nah fuck titties, I'm an ass man
My body is the drug trash can
I should've been in Afganistan
But, I'm a pussy so I
Kick it with my Africans

I'd never go to war, that shit is wack
I'd rather tour
Go fuck bitches from here to New York
And come back and show em the

You, you want dick galore?
Well lucky for you
You knocked on the right door
Cause, I'm a white whore
And I might score if you give the gash gore

Por favor, do you know who I am, whore?
I'll slap you like a whore
You make me snore, you I ignore

I buttfucked your grandma
That pussy tasted like the tampon
But it tasted like depends
Blood, shit, it never ends

I'm possessed, all I want is porn and sex
I was born to die fuck you and your DUI

And I was born naked
I walk in buttfucking an Arabian
Or was she Jamaican?
I don't know but the body was banging

He ain't faking i ain't Muslim, asalamalakem
I'm straight up Christian
And my shit's bitching hotter than a kitchen

Yeah, I don't talk religion
But, if I had to, I'd say it like this man
I'm Jewish as fuck
And you can tell cause my nose
Bigger then Donald Duck dick

I'm straight up Catholic
I told the nun that I have a dick
Straight for your face
I pulled it out, gave her a taste

Bitch, you a gonner
You trying to come to my house
Doing some laundry man, fuck that
It's about time for you to
Feel the chick chick blast

Boom, that's how it goes
When the gat between your toes
I'll blast your feet
Talk to your mom, I'm blasphemy

Yeah, I eat red meat when I eat vegetables
Beets i'm hella-fucking healthy
You think I'm gonna rhyme
That shit with "wealthy"

No way, he's stealthy
Walk through your crib and
Start getting creepy that's how we do it
Andre Legacy, I got the fluids

And my dick is Jewish
But my balls are Buddhist
Fuck it, I'm a nudist and I'm not prudish
But, I'll hit you with a prune
Right under your rude fish

I ain't Ralph Macchio
But, I eat your ass up like carpaccio
Delicious, the Legacy, my balls is nutritious

Bitch, do the dishes
That's all your worth about
That's word of mouth
I heard you could scrub a dish
But really, can you suck our dicks?