Dirt Nasty - Crispy Baby lyrics

My goal in life is to have no wife
But to have some kids with a fat-ass bitch
In the middle of Texas
With a fake gold necklace
It's swinging and dangling
You'd think I was Arabian

Wait a minute man, who is this?
Is you an actor or a rapper i'm a ractor
I'm Ludacris in a Uber with a stupid bitch
Her name is
Fuck I can't remember shit or anything
Look down and seen a wedding a ring
Her husband's on amphetamines
Running looking hella mean
I'm grabbed my dick and grabbed the clip
And pop pop pop shot his ass in the ribs
It was a limited time shooting

The sushi is bluefin
I'm bad bitch recruiting lately
I've been a crispy baby
All the ladies wanna date me
From LA to Haiti ima need eight days a week
To heal my dick cock stick on fleek

I'm the nicest i got beef with ISIS
I got a white bitch the ass is priceless

I been rappin since you was swimmin
In your dad's nut sack fuck that
You kids gotta learn hipsters will burn
It's Dirt Nasty's turn on the mic sike
Your dad's a dyke i stole your bitch
Then I stole your bike, bitch
Somebody gotta talk this shit
All these rappers went soft
These dicks went limp but not me though
I sniff a kilo
And unfollow everyone that asks for a repost
All you Tweeters are making me sick
Get on your knees
And suck this verified dick, baby

I got a black belt in yoga
Your bitch got a boner
When I did downward cobra
It's straight verbal diarrhea
Your mom got pneumonia, SARS
Syphilis and gonorrhea

I'm a crispy baby i'm a crispy baby
I'm a crispy baby
All the ladies wanna date me
From LA to Haiti

I'm a crispy baby i'm a crispy baby
I'm a crispy baby
All the ladies wanna date me
From LA to Haiti i'm a baby
Who's oh so crispy and I owe it to my folks
They were both hippies
Kinda trippy how it all happened
I started playing ball
Then I started freestyle rapping

Had a gift right from the jump
Had a white dick
That fit perfect in a penis pump
Chumps wanna hate let 'em hate
I never hesitate to put a punk in his place
Snuff 'em in the face with a body blow
I got a dojo
I should have my own karate show

Hotties know i got the beef stick
I'm Rocky 4 you're pussy like Heathcliff
I'm a magical Merlin for certain
Got your girl's toes curlin
And squirting out of beef curtains
Now that was a little too graphic

I used to get my ass kicked
After basketball practice
Now I get my ass licked by African models
Whose tongues doin magic tricks rabbit dicks
Coming outta black hats

Shotgun Uzi i pack that
Rat-a tat tat tat on any tattletale
That be talkin out his ass crack
Abide by the g-code
I learnded that shit in the pen
When I was three years old

I learned about life in juvie
And I learned about your wife in my jacuzzi
I studied the anatomy
Then I dropped her fat ass off at Applebee's

I'm a crispy baby i'm a crispy baby
I'm a crispy baby
All the ladies wanna date me
From LA to Haiti

I'm a crispy baby i'm a crispy baby
I'm a crispy baby
All the ladies wanna date me
From LA to Haiti

I'm a crispy baby i'm a crispy baby
I'm a crispy baby