Dirt Nasty, Andy Milonakis, Ricky Hil - Don't Get Married lyrics

Don't get married don't get married
Don't get married (why?)
I'm too young to die

Baby, I love you, but I ain't gotta wife you
I'm broke, a wedding ring
Why I gotta ice you?
I like you, on second thought
I don't even like you get away from me
Bitch you seem to despiteful
Tryna get me, tryna get a life full
What the fuck, a whole entire life full?
I'm 19, and I'm barely out of high school
You're getting on my nerves
I don't wanna you
I'll Chris Brown you, what do we amount to?
They say they found you but
I don't give a fuck
'Cause, I'll be smoking my spliff like "shit"
Okay now no wedding gown, no best man
I could give an eff, man
Who needs a wedding, man?
Yeah, and it's too much stress, man
(let her go now, yeah)

Don't get married don't get married
Don't get married i'm too young to die
Don't get married don't get married
Don't get married i'm too young to die

Rick was only seventeen (so sad)
When he pulled out the wedding ring (shit)
That was all she wrote (yup)
He disappeared, God bless his soul (bye bye)
I ain't never seen him again (uh uh)
He was my best wing man (hell yeah)
I ain't goin' out like that (nope)
I'll chop ya head off if you want half
(ayy yah) girls, I don't trust ya (uh uh)
Girls, I wanna butt fuck ya (uh)
That's all it's about (yeah)
You a hoe, dick insert your mouth
What's a wedding ring for? (I don't know)
You wanna have babies galore? (wah)
You wanna throw in the towel? (shit)
I'm flabbergasted, wow (dumb motherfucker)

Don't get married don't get married
Don't get married i'm too young to die
Don't get married don't get married
Don't get married i'm too young to die

Hey pig, I'll see you on Divorce Court
Ain't getting shit, not even child support
And our kids, they're ugly 'cause of you
I can't believe you fucked that Jew
(that's me)
You broke my heart, my heart, in two
Why the fuck did I marry you?
I probably should've fucked your bridesmaids
'Cause you've been sucking dick by
The mile on MySpace
Get your stupid shit out of my place
And I double dog dare you to
Slap me in my face
I'll kill you and get off like OJ
See you on the morning news, sipping on OJ
Peace, have fun in slut heaven
Tell Anna Nicole she owes me some Ritalin
I'll bury you in your white wedding dress
What's your name again? I
Keep on forgetting it (fuck you, whore)

Don't get married don't get married
Don't get married i'm too young to die
Don't get married don't get married
Don't get married i'm too young to die