Dirt Nasty, Mickey Avalon - Down Unda lyrics

"That's not a knife that's a knife"

Do you come from a land down under
Where women glow and men plunder?
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover
(Oi, oi, oi, oi)

We came here to party y'all
And throw our shrimp dicks
In some Barbie dolls
Then we'll probably brawl
But afterwards share a drink
And an eight ball
I wanna box with a kangaroo
Call the boys and hang with the crew
From Melbourne to Sydney
Dancin' naked with aborigines
On the hunt for the map of Tassie
Bondi Beach, all the hot girls tanning
I ain't braggin' but, I'll punch a shark
Quicker than Mick Fanning

Do you come from a land down under
(Oi, oi, oi, oi)
Where women glow and men plunder?
(Oi, oi, oi, oi)
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
(Oi, oi, oi, oi)
You better run, you better take cover
(Oi, oi, oi, oi)

We have fun in the land down under
Where fit chicks say chuck it and we dump her
The birds are too easy
No worries mate, sippin' on VBs
They call girls Shelias
And it's definitely better than New Zealand
I got a bad feeling
I'ma pay too much for blow this evening
I do a shoey last night with the mad
Sipping on flat white from Bondi to Perth
Australia, the best place on
Earth to get laid

Aussie, Aussie, Aussie! Oi, oi, oi!
Aussie, Aussie, Aussie! Oi, oi, oi!
Aussie! Oi! Aussie! Oi!
Aussie, Aussie, Aussie! Oi, oi, oi!