Dirt Nasty - Drunk Preppy Freestyle lyrics

I'm a baby i drink Jack Dan-yees
Mothafucka, check it out i used to be sober
Not lately, I'm hungover
I strike like a cobra
Double - Fuck your sober i'm a straight loco
Mothafucka, put you in a choke hold
In Acapulco
At the back of the booth with Don DeMarco
I'm so sick used to suck my own dick
I look like a preppy bitch
That's a disguise, I'll jack your bitch
I be like come over to the crib
She thinks she gon' get fucked
Up and get some kids she gon' get jacked
When I steal her phone and the port jack
I'm a mother fuck
I made this beat in the back of a dump truck
Bitch I'm loco suck my own dick, yo
Yall think you can hate me
Just cuz you know I'm a white boy from Haiti
Mothafucka don't know me
Rockin' straight Sergio Di Coni
Straight came from the club
Alone, fuck a bitch, don't need a back rub
I can suck my own dick, bitch
You all alone and shit like Macaulay Culkin
I swoop like a falcon
Check out the ten fingers
I'm relaxing with ninjas
This tooth needs to get pulled
Your mom's a bull
She looks like Roberto Devonte
Fuck your mom like Devonte
Your mom got butt fucked
Like Delonte West in Cleveland
I don't rhyme when I rap
Bitches like you think you're clockin' snaps
White boys like me clock the cheddar
I go on forever and ever never ending story
You're boring, your raps got me snoring
I'm a smooth ass James Bond
I put flames in the bong
I quit smoking weed, quit cigarettes
Now I drink all night, G
Straight Jack Daniels i slap your man, bro
That dude's a bitch
Lately I've been suckin' my own dick
I made this beat on acid
I leave the fuckin' bastards
Cracker, blast ya
Nah mothafucka I ain't from Alaska
Don't call me Sarah Palin
You could call me very blazin'
When I put the Ruger straight to
Your dick like Freddie Kruger
Man, I don't give a fuck
Freestyling butt naked with a dead duck
I butt fuck animals buff as a cannibal