Dirt Nasty - Freestyle 1 lyrics

I'm feeling kind of moody
Maybe I woke up on the
Wrong side of the jacuzzi
My life is in shambles my girl left me
My dad's locked up in Atlanta
My mom's a trucker
And my grandpaw was like "Man, fuck her!"
And my auntie, she's a prostitute
I get ten percent, that ain't a lot of loot
See, my life's a cliche
I go to Venice and play frisbee
Or I play basketball
But, I'm the only white dude
It spells "trouble" y'all
See I'm just a cracker, smack ya
In the back of the Aqua Jaguar
Man, my life is so shady
You couldn't understand the year 1980
Cocaine, no Rogaine
I got a full head of hair, it's flowing man
My freestyles are unstoppable
Man you a fake 2pac
I jump over your obstacle
I eat a lot of, I eat a lot of waffles
I hang out at hospitals
Cause, I OD'd too many times
On prescription pills, Corona, and wine
See this is off the top of the dome
I don't write poems but I slap
Your mom like a totem pole
Bitch, it's the scrotum hole
Fuck all y'all YouTube fucking hoes
My shit bananas
I'm from Frisco, call me Joe Montana
And I'll throw some Jerry Rice
On you at your funeral you a stupid human ho
I'm a Android, I'm a robot
I don't stop rapping, I don't smoke pot
I'm trying to go sober
But, I'm having a lot of problems
When I wake up hungover
I go to AA meetings wasted
Drinking on Patron and smoking
On Jamaican weed pass the fucking envelope
I didn't win the contest
That's all she wrote