Dirt Nasty, Mickey Avalon - Meet Me in the Bathroom lyrics

Meet me in the bathroom
I got a couple of valium
I'ma be in the bathroom
So fine girl I have to have you

Hey girl, you come here often?
I know you know that your face is poppin'
I can see me in the fish net stockings
With your big fat ass comin'
Straight out of Compton
Have you ever had white dick
Beat you black and blue like a night stick
I ain't a cop but I might strip
Search your cavity if the price is right
Where you been all my life?
I think I just met my new ex-wife
You're so fine and you're so my type
You can hold my dick like I hold the mic
Ooh, what you wanna do?
You should lose your dude so
We can rendez vous
And I don't even wanna talk no more
So here's my cock, go lock the door
Meet me in the bathroom
I got a couple of valium
I'ma be in the bathroom
So fine girl I have to have you
Meet me in the bathroom
I got a couple of valium
I'ma be in the bathroom
So fine girl I have to have you

Hella drunk at a party when
I seen this dime piece
Think she was black but
She might've been Chinese
Walked up to her, told her to find me
Later on if you wanna get grimy
Cause, I got somethin' in my pocket
And I ain't talkin' bout my wallet
And I ain't talkin' bout chocolate
I'm talkin' bout something that'll make
Your ass vomit on she cuter than a puppy
Walked her to the bathroom so
We can get lucky
You know I got a rubber ducky
Open the butt cheeks, the shit smelled lovely
When she spoke, so annoying
Open the lid, face in the toilet
No one can hear her moaning
So we kept bonin' til six in the morning

Meet me in the bathroom
I got a couple of valium
I'ma be in the bathroom
So fine girl I have to have you
Meet me in the bathroom
I got a couple of valium
I'ma be in the bathroom
So fine girl I have to have you