Dr Syntax - Calm Down lyrics
[Dr Syntax - Calm Down lyrics]
Yo the f is this dude on? Jesus yo
Calm down mate you don't want a problem here
Cause you're the type to act proper weird
Every time you swallow beer
Acting crapped out
Like you're on some dodgy gear
Carry on with that now
Someone's gonna box your ears
You started off like we're best buddies
But now, you're all up in my face like
You're trying to headbutt me
I had a feeling this would get ugly
Don't touch me
Take a step back, your breath smells funky
You were a nice dude
Then you started telling me that
I should sign you
Like I'm gonna feel obliged to
I'm not even gonna fob you
Off with "I might do"
I don't have a label, it would mis-guide you
Everybody does it once in a while
Punch drunk to the point
They're chucking up bile
But now you've run your mouth
And you're below the belt
You need to calm down and propose yourself
Calm down before you pass out
I see your still having a blast now
But, you'll be sleeping on the hard ground
You need to
Calm down before you pass out
I see your still having a blast now
But, you'll be sleeping on the hard ground
Calm down Love
You're acting like a mental case
The way you put the away
You're drinking like a heavyweight
How did Jenna Jameson become Leatherface
Let me tell you straight
We are not going to second base
You started off kinda shy and sweet
Nice petit, potential bride tobe
That was eyeing me
To put it mildly, you had a surprise for me
Now I hear a violent shriek every
Time you try and speak
And I don't care that your breasts are large
Cause the way you shake your legs and arms
That's not a sexy dance
I'd rather end up with hairy palms than
Everybody does it once in a while
I don't care if you're old enough
You're still a child
Ok, I admit it, that's below the belt
You should still calm down
And propose yourself
Calm down before you pass out
I see your still having a blast now
But, you'll be sleeping on the hard ground
You need to
Calm down before you pass out
I see your still having a blast now
But, you'll be sleeping on the hard ground
Calm down man this is going on too often
You looking smashed is a sight
That's all too common
You've got skills and you need
To make use of them
They won't mean shit once you've
Got a booze problem
You doing shows, getting smashed for free
Don't let that JD lead you into self parody
What's as tragic as a drug
Not so young adult with love handles
Still trying to rap to beats
Not much actually once you're washed up
You'll have lost touch like
A double hand amputee
You'll be a f up hasbin casualty
Resembling celebs in magazines doing
Crack and speed
Everybody does it once in a while
But don't try and front like
It's part of your style
No-one knows you like you know yourself
So you need to calm down and propose yourself
Calm down before you pass out
I see your still having a blast now
But, you'll be sleeping on the hard ground
You need to
Calm down before you pass out
I see your still having a blast now
But, you'll be sleeping on the hard ground
Calm down mate you don't want a problem here
Cause you're the type to act proper weird
Every time you swallow beer
Acting crapped out
Like you're on some dodgy gear
Carry on with that now
Someone's gonna box your ears
You started off like we're best buddies
But now, you're all up in my face like
You're trying to headbutt me
I had a feeling this would get ugly
Don't touch me
Take a step back, your breath smells funky
You were a nice dude
Then you started telling me that
I should sign you
Like I'm gonna feel obliged to
I'm not even gonna fob you
Off with "I might do"
I don't have a label, it would mis-guide you
Everybody does it once in a while
Punch drunk to the point
They're chucking up bile
But now you've run your mouth
And you're below the belt
You need to calm down and propose yourself
Calm down before you pass out
I see your still having a blast now
But, you'll be sleeping on the hard ground
You need to
Calm down before you pass out
I see your still having a blast now
But, you'll be sleeping on the hard ground
Calm down Love
You're acting like a mental case
The way you put the away
You're drinking like a heavyweight
How did Jenna Jameson become Leatherface
Let me tell you straight
We are not going to second base
You started off kinda shy and sweet
Nice petit, potential bride tobe
That was eyeing me
To put it mildly, you had a surprise for me
Now I hear a violent shriek every
Time you try and speak
And I don't care that your breasts are large
Cause the way you shake your legs and arms
That's not a sexy dance
I'd rather end up with hairy palms than
Everybody does it once in a while
I don't care if you're old enough
You're still a child
Ok, I admit it, that's below the belt
You should still calm down
And propose yourself
Calm down before you pass out
I see your still having a blast now
But, you'll be sleeping on the hard ground
You need to
Calm down before you pass out
I see your still having a blast now
But, you'll be sleeping on the hard ground
Calm down man this is going on too often
You looking smashed is a sight
That's all too common
You've got skills and you need
To make use of them
They won't mean shit once you've
Got a booze problem
You doing shows, getting smashed for free
Don't let that JD lead you into self parody
What's as tragic as a drug
Not so young adult with love handles
Still trying to rap to beats
Not much actually once you're washed up
You'll have lost touch like
A double hand amputee
You'll be a f up hasbin casualty
Resembling celebs in magazines doing
Crack and speed
Everybody does it once in a while
But don't try and front like
It's part of your style
No-one knows you like you know yourself
So you need to calm down and propose yourself
Calm down before you pass out
I see your still having a blast now
But, you'll be sleeping on the hard ground
You need to
Calm down before you pass out
I see your still having a blast now
But, you'll be sleeping on the hard ground