Dr Syntax - Subcultures Part 2 lyrics

Let’s go yo! Wow! Synners!
Shouts to Dag Nabbit benny Huge! I’m back
And I still haven’t got any friends
Or new ideas apparently never mind check it

I tried to act sociable with
The guys down the local
But soon realized that was
Still a tad hopeful
Muggins here bought them all lager and crisps
They went to smoke and left
Me looking after the drinks

I tagged along with a gang of vagabonds
A proper chav-a-thon they all thought
I was a massive ponce half of those lads had
Been slapped with ASBOs
While the other half spent the
Week sat in Ladbrokes

I started chilling with some hippy types
In an eco-village that’s a little
Like a building site
I found out they’re all posh kids in disguise
And all stay with Mummy back in
Surrey when it’s Christmas time

I tried to get friendly with some trendies
To my surprise their whole
Style didn’t offend me
After going through all that
Hardship at school, this year it turns out
Wearing glasses is cool

I started chilling with some ex-garage ravers
Who used to get their nights shut
Down because of bad behaviour
Nowadays they make watered down grime pop
And all of them are sickeningly
Rich while I’m not

I met some UK Hip-Hop heads on the Internet
Thinking, "Yes!" This is where I’ll
Still be getting big respect
I asked them if they liked Syntax
Stig and Jehst they said
"’Low those neeks" Now we
Like Giggs and Ghetts

I started chilling with some indie kids
Their band was getting really big
After learning three simple riffs
They got signed after hardly any practice
Now I’m thinking maybe Oasis
Weren’t that shit

I met some artists who thought that
They were special and incredibly edgy
Because they were off to paint with stencils
How ironic! They were so pompous
That I ended up shouting
"Get a job you tossers!"

And then I met some footy hooligans
Who treated kick-off in the match
Like a mission to Jerusalem
I wish I had a new joke to make fools of them
But basically they’re still cunts and
Somebody should neuter them

I met some lads who had recently outed
At first I had a bad feeling about it
What a night! We’ve got some dope photos
The lads showed me a great time – no homo

I met some nasty girls who
Looked like Barbie dolls
Who wouldn’t shut the fuck
Up about Cheryl Cole
One threw a fit full of poisonous venom
Then she went and kicked the shit
Out of the toilet attendant

I met a couple into S&M
Nothing they ever say would make me
Want to have sex with them
The guy said, "Alright
But keep quiet for Pete’s sake"
"Now I’m back in government
The press would have a field day"

At this point I thought I needed help
I mean, there’s got to be a problem if
I’ve bothered to repeat myself
I told them all, "Fine, do what you like to"
"Just make sure you buy the
Benny Huge album on iTunes"
Or BandCamp, yes, preferably BandCamp

Or just send me a message
Or something on Myspace
Or whatever the kids are into

I’m an approachable guy I’m friendly

We can make a deal

Don’t just nick it though
That’d be a bit shit

Thanks some Hip-Hop shit y’all

Synners!