Dr Syntax, Leaf Dog, BVA - The Island lyrics

I was sat in the park
And decided to start rhyming
It got dark and I woke up on a strange island
I heard the siren whining in the distance
Then a truck pulled up and gave
Me all the herb in existence
No such thing as money so no body was broke
With a solid hash bowl I milk until I float
I can change the weather with
The flick of a remote
Any tree you can smoke leaves sprinkled
In coke and I quote
My girl says she'll do what shes told
As I wipe my ass with money and
Shit in a bowl of gold
Cuts are never far when your
Stood on lucky street
Old soul groups sing me
New samples every week
Just so I can make a beat
To freestyle with my friends
I got my own science lab
To cultivate weed stems
Liquid gold pen scribe the message
That the island sends
If you ever get there just live
It up till it ends

If theres a place where the
Dreams we chase keep hiding
Show me the way to the island
Anything you can conjure up is provided
When your walking on the island
If theres a place where the
Dreams we chase keep hiding
Show me the way to the island
Anything you can conjure up is provided
When your walking on the island

Am I in heaven I feel like
I'm back to age eleven
My quarter weighed seven and no
Concern for where I'm heading
Just a plush sack full of
Nough sacks of sticky chronic
And my lush rat scrubs my nuts
Sack and always on it
Got a million pound studio that
I can use for free and every bar I spit gets
Pressed and burnt to cd
Distributed with no fee don't
Need my royalties
Cause, I’m surrounded by munch
And platters of Chinese
My self loading self lighting
Bongs on full steam
And the weeds so crystaly I
Can't even see the green
And the yes men them pricks are
Seen hanging from the trees
Cause it's good vibes here slap
Myself it ain't a dream
The radio plays the best of hiphop daily
I want to stay here for ever
That's a yes not a maybe
Find a place in my mind
Like this when shit's shady
This island that's made for
Me when life's crazy

If theres a place where the
Dreams we chase keep hiding
Show me the way to the island
Anything you can conjure up is provided
When your walking on the island
If theres a place where the
Dreams we chase keep hiding
Show me the way to the island
Anything you can conjure up is provided
When your walking on the island

I'm dreaming of a place where
The season doesn't change
It's sunblessed with intense heat
And doesn't rain
At least not excessively no one needs therapy
It's the land of plenty so it
Caters for your every need
You can binge on gin and
Smoke up hydro spliffs
And never get liver sclerosis or psychosis
Drugs are legal it's not merely
The penalties less severe
Plus there good for you some
How they've been chemically engineered
Politicians never bother spinning cause they
Share a strong conviction
That in their position it's
A given their consistent
The airs so fresh that when I
Flow my breath controls incredible
And fast food is as nutritious as a vegetable
Wait though you can search the
Whole of the galaxy
There's not a place close
To this utopian fantasy
Cause if there was we would
Travel there in our scores
Get bored and start wars need I say anymore?