Dr Syntax - Cock Block lyrics

You've been on it all night
Putting in the work, it was going alright
You were prying her with pints
Hoping you could make a connection
Yeah, she was smiling it was nice

She likes you, and she's probably right to
You live nearby and you're
Possibly a nice dude
I mean, I don't know you
You could be a scumbag
But when she smiles at you
I can see it that you love that
Maybe one day you will get her to come back
And later get married
Start knocking out rugrats
But tonight though, you're not in control
Cause she saw me and dropped you
Like you were a hot coal
See, me and her had a thing in the past
But that's all it really was
Just a fling in the past
She's nice, a little bizzare
We had a good time
I didn't really think it would last
We had a couple of dates, fun and games
Then one thing lead to another
But it was nothing great
I said I'll ring you and I left it at that
Knowing very well that I had
No intention of that

But despite that in my mind
We managed to stay friends
And she agrees with me but just
Not in the same sense
Because now she wants me
To repeat the performance
And I'm afraid that means
You get completely ignored
That's why I'm sorry

See it was never my intention to stop you
I know you think that's what I
Wanted but it's not true
I feel like in a sense that
I've kind of robbed you
I didn't plan it if I'm
Guilty of a wrong move
You put a coat in and then
You waited in a long queue
All that work done and look
Where it's got you
I know you're probably thinking that
I'm gonna mock you
But, I never set out to c block you

You got that thing going where you
Tell a joke and she laughs
And then your hand reaches over
Starts stroking her a
But, it's done with restraint
You're not groping it hard
Then quickly rip it away when
The moment has passed but each time the hand
Lingers a little longer
The palm pushes and the fingers
Will grip it stronger

Great stuff, you think you're gonna make love
Until some p comes along and
Fucks your game up the thing is while you're
There feeling tortured to me
The whole situation is completely awkward
I don't wanna lead her on again
Cause she's sort of my friend
I'll just end up feeling awful again

However, she is rather pleasant
I'd be lying if I said
I didn't like the attention
I can feel your eyes glaring at
Me full of spite and resentment
But still, I might try her for seconds

I know it's not much fun
Every single man must have got stung once
But, I'm young and I'm dumb and
I'm as drunk as they come
And I've stepped on your toes
Now so what's done's done so I'm sorry

See it was never my intention to stop you
I know you think that's what I
Wanted but it's not true
I feel like in a sense that
I've kind of robbed you
I didn't plan it if I'm
Guilty of a wrong move
You put a coat in and then
You waited in a long queue
All that work done and look
Where it's got you
I know you're probably thinking that
I'm gonna mock you
But, I never set out to c block you

See it was never my intention to stop you
I know you think that's what I
Wanted but it's not true
I feel like in a sense that
I've kind of robbed you
I didn't plan it if I'm
Guilty of a wrong move
You put a coat in and then
You waited in a long queue
All that work done and look
Where it's got you
I know you're probably thinking that
I'm gonna mock you
But, I never set out to c block you