E-Dubble - Class Clown lyrics

Yeah freestyle Friday 15, it's middle
School month, May, let's go!

Age thirteen, living life awkward
8th grade sucks so we're
Looking for a bargain
Chillin' in the parking, lot like it's cool
When really we're the fat kids
Swimming in the pool
The girls like assholes tiny lil' rascals
Couldn't pull a chick even if I had a lasso
Not that I tried, it was easier to be cool
Even though our attitudes were
Really just see through
All them insecurities mountain
Like the Pyrenees
Don't wanna see myself cover
Up the mirror please
Why am I taller than all of my teachers?
And why I gotta wear this
Grown man sized tee shirt?
Chillin' in the bleachers
Tryna skip gym class
Why run a mile while YOU need slim fast
You get a hall pass, I'm the new substitute
Can't tell me nothin' so go
And bug another dude

I got hair on my nuts
And I can be scary as fuck
And all I wanna do is some bad shit
Got a good family but I'm
Actin' like a bastard
And they tell me I'm smart
But that ain't gon' get me no broad
So for now I'm the class clown
Swallow the emotions then pull the mask out

At the middle school dance
Mister DJ please, play our anthem
Requests are granted
Discman skips and the tables shaky
When the beat cuts off you
Piss off the ladies
The boys just laugh cuz' we caught a break
And now it's back to the wall
To just stall and wait
Hoping that a girl got the balls to say
"You wanna slow dance? Boys I I
Men is about to play" wELL I DO!
And lucky for you
My two left feet stayed home tonight
So you can take off your shoes
And I'll make all of the moves
Keep them lil' petite feet on mine
You got nothing to lose
No alcohol to quell the inhibitions
We fight those with jokes about kissin'
Both got braces break the ice with em'
Same orthodon'tist, yes, he's a dickhead
Grab your girls, and I'll grab my homies
Everyone's happy cuz' now we ain't lonely
Wasn't that hard regards to those phonies
Still play the wall and actin' so ornery
Shake them off and slip on them tiles
Who you call losers tonight are on fire
Improvised dancin'like Jack McGuyver
But the lights come on - WE don't
Know how to say bye cause-

I got hair on my nuts
And I can be scary as fuck
And all I wanna do is some bad shit
Got a good family but I'm
Actin' like a bastard
And they tell me I'm smart
But that ain't gon' get me no broad
So for now I'm the class clown
Swallow the emotionst then pull the mask out

We rockin' to some slow jams
You grind on my OH DAMN
The teacher says none of that
Tryna seperate us
Come on now where's the fun in that