E-Dubble, Peter Muth - Underdog lyrics

Things fade every time you switch days
With your back against the wall, no balls
No pay on call and you're going insane
Nothing new, repetition living Groundhog Day
Like Bill Murray life is blended, McFlurry
Watch for nuts because the
Shock is anaphalactic, no worries
The epinephrine pen sitting by
The bottle of gin is proof your parachute is
Purple, bomb the bay, sapphire skin
Your blood is blue, your heart is gold
Thoughts are new, your soul is old
Overload the toblerone
Take the throne, they know you're home
You shake the ground you walking on
What the fuck you think they barking on
Them dogs are pissed you stole they bone
The "I" in team you ball alone
Your pride has seemed to overflow
Hold the phone with dreams on hold
Live the shit that writes the poems
You go for gold but end up broke
Fuck a bronze, you're not LeBron
No gilded path to walk upon
You spill caraffs and drop the ball
You missed your match, you underdog, hey!

Watch out for the stubborn little underdog
We keep it going even when they
Try to cut us off
Fall down, back up, brush our shoulders off
They're throwing stones but we're
Bigger than a boulder oh, watch out for the
Stubborn little underdog
We keep it going even when they
Try to cut us off
Fall down, back up, brush our shoulders off
They're throwing stones but we're
Bigger than a boulder ah!

Six Million Dollar Man, Lee Maj
I am not him yet so just let me rephrase
Ionic bonds rolling all day
Bionic 'til the tonic has
My vision freeze framed
We battle through our vices
Dodging bigger crises
Through vacations that show up
Twice every seven days
And we some underdogs cussing
At the overlords
Wonder why they sluff us off
Deductible they wrote us off
I soldier on through no's and dongs
Avoid the streets with pipes and bombs
Fist to sky, my wrist is fly
With no Rolex, I'm rich inside
Pistol whip the sun to shine
Nudge the moon, it's quitting time
Get some rest, I need my coffee
Decaf for your pregnant wife

Ephedrine in my Slurpee
I am tired of the lurking
It is time for me to pounce upon
This shit and get it twerking
I wonder if they heard me
Wonder-wonder if they're nervous
Wonder if they understand exactly
What's about to surface
A ripple in the water and some
Shit's about to start up
Put a target on my back because
I won't be saying "pardon"
I won't be saying "'scuse me"
Might just piss up in jacuzzis
'Cause the underdog just found some 'roids
And he's gonna abuse 'em, hey

Watch out for the stubborn little underdog
We keep it going even when they
Try to cut us off
Fall down, back up, brush our shoulders off
They're throwing stones but we're
Bigger than a boulder oh, watch out for the
Stubborn little underdog
We keep it going even when they
Try to cut us off
Fall down, back up, brush our shoulders off
They're throwing stones but we're
Bigger than a boulder
So watch out for the stubborn little underdog
We keep it going even when they
Try to cut us off so fall down, back up
Brush our shoulders off
They're throwing stones but we're
Bigger than a boulder
Oh, oh woah woah woah oh, ha ha ha
Ha ha, woah woah woah woah oh, hey hey

Peter Muth, everybody! Peter Muth Comedy he
Also tweets yes he does
Yes he dooes happy Freestyle Friday
Everybody, Happy March 12th oh
It's a glorious day
Isn't it? Go ahead turn on the news
I'll prove to you it's
March 12th, I'm holding up
A newspaper who's on
Who's on CNN right now, Tony Harris, huh
Tony Harris? That's
Right, that's right, Tony Harris is
On CNN right now, that's how you know it's
Freestyle Friday and, uh
Because everybody's very depressed and
The people in DC
Are fighting over healthcare reform, and um
And you say to me
"E-Dub, well, that stuff was happening
Anywhere earlier in the week
That could be any day, well you
You say to me
Your logic's flawed, " I say no i say no
Your logic's flawed, friend check your
Facts it's Freestyle Friday
It's March 12 thanks to Peter Muth
For killing the hook young
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Great enjoy your weekend, see ya