E-Dubble - You Got Stuck lyrics

Gas in the tank but the car won't drive
The car won't drive? No the car won't drive
Air in the tire but the bike won't ride
The bike won't ride? No the bike won't ride
Swim trunks on the line but
The shorts won't dry the shorts won't dry?
No the short's won't dry
Water on the grill but the flame burns higher
The flame gets higher?
Yeah this shit's still fire

The marriage from the grill makes
The grass look nuts
I can't see the girl with the massive butt
So I move my deck chair, dry my wet hair
Everybody's looking 'cause she's hotter
Than jet flares
But, I got a chance way better than most guys
'Cause, I stay loose, not pressed like Levi's
And these guys look stuffed up like pitas
And freeze up like ice cubes in the freezer
So I'm going to chill for a minute
Sip a little drank 'till
The cup gets finished
Have some hors d'oeuvre
Maybe artichoke and spinach dip
Scoop it up with pumpernickel bread
It's delicious
I know the way the game goes down
They show the same attention like most clowns
I'd rather boast on the low down
Than to walk around hurt
Like a jerk with a dumb frown
This way if she's not having it
I can just fall back go grab another chick
And that's it, another day another dame
No harm
No foul that's the way I play the game

Gas in the tank but the car won't drive
The car won't drive? No the car won't drive
Air in the tire but the bike won't ride
The bike won't ride? No the bike won't ride
Swim trunks on the line but
The shorts won't dry the shorts won't dry?
No the short's won't dry
Water on the grill but the flame burns higher
The flame gets higher?
Yeah this shit's still fire

Well I know you think you know what you want
But baby I'm a dunce
I only talk this shit to my friends
My game is just pretend
So don't get caught up with
Me 'cause I'm dumb i'm really just a bum
Even your girls know that I'm a schmuck
I guess that leaves us stuck

You got a two piece on 'cause
The heat wave popped off serve my food cold
Save the fucking hot sauce
Is this mayonnaise, bitch? This is not sauce
Give me the sub sauce
And take the fucking top off
This is what you get for
Staying with an asshole
Undeveloped like a premature tadpole
I ran your panties up a god damn flag pole
Around the third girl, come on I got to brag
Yo fall back if you don't want
To deal with my shit
Guys walk by and stare, look at my chick
I don't care if they talk shit and comment
Jealousy's a bad look and
Chivalry is nonsense
We finished drinking at the
Local corner jock pub
We saw Tool play and they fucking rocked us
It's getting late, babe, look at the clock
Back to my friends house -
Sex in the hot tub!

Well I know you think you know what you want
But baby I'm a dunce
I only talk this shit to my friends
My game is just pretend
So don't get caught up with
Me 'cause I'm dumb i'm really just a bum
Even your girls know that I'm a schmuck
I guess that leaves us stuck

Gas in the tank but the car won't drive
The car won't drive? No the car won't drive
Air in the tire but the bike won't ride
The bike won't ride? No the bike won't ride
Swim trunks on the line but
The shorts won't dry the shorts won't dry?
No the short's won't dry
Water on the grill but the flame burns higher
The flame gets higher?
Yeah this shit's still fire