E-Dubble - Dancing With A Broken Bone lyrics

Club promoter, seas us singing
He says do you wanna show?
We say no we’re Irish toothache
We’ll shut down the whole dance floor
People get hurt when toothaches playin’
Rushin’ through the small front door
We tell them slow down
They don’t listen dancing with a broken bone

The song title says it all
These people are crazy rushin’ through the
Front door ladies droppin’ their
Babies actin like they got rabies
When they’re on the floor
Actin like my name was JayZ
When I’m spittin' flows
But it’s not I’m E Dubble
The trouble I bring is unintentional, please
I know I can sing there’s no need for
You to go and tell me personally
I gather that from your lips
Sync directed at me
So get off the stage with
Your ugly face you’re 5
Foot and you weigh as much as me and
Glaze combined and that’s fine if
You’re into that but
My low carb diet don’t allow for fat
So just let me rap and I’ll let you eat
And that’s not a doughnut it’s a damn CD
So listen to my beat and get in the trance
And then dance with your
Overzealous corpulent ass

It’s no joke broken bones
And cracked pelvis’s 7
People dancin’ like the old Tom Elvis did
Vertebrae, sacrum, a fractured femur
This dude broke his nose when
He left his beamer
The parkin’ lots packed with
Some fightin’ fans
All swingin’ broke hands with
Their flappin’ flange it’s disgusting man
People wait for vans to pick em up
And take em to the doctor man
Cause they’re sick as shit and they’re wrists
Are split cause 4 arms snapped in
Half like a damn toothpick and this
Is it the last carpool shows
They’ll probably all leave with cracked
Metatarsals, that’s medical for toes
I think it is but I’m a lament
I don’t know the lingo kid
Here’s a bingo chip
I gotta sing and shit and then help
The person with a cracked humerus
It’s not humorous, so don’t laugh at this
The guy with the sore tibias proof of it
They’ll probably shoot at him just to get him
To stop he’s yellin’ more than Old Yeller
He’s gonna get shot so don’t get got
You better duck yourself cause
That ambulance is
Drivin’ like a bat outta hell
I’m madder than hell, these
People losin’ their health
Irish toothache it’s obvious our
Music can kelv

Subliminal messaging at the end of the song
You’ll be listening not knowing
What’s going on
You’re the bomb with a bomb get the
Phone call us up
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