E-Dubble - Everybody Wants to Ride lyrics

Everybody wants to be a soldier
Everybody wants to ride
But homeboy, I ain't built for bullshit
Couldn't be a soldier if I tried
The only guns I know about are the ones on TV
And the ones that shoot paintballs
So don't fuck with me i won't fuck with you
And we won't get fucked up at all
I want to have fun

Chilling in the berbs
And I never had an urge
To pull a trigger on a rabbit
Or even a flock of birds squirrels roll up
And they know they'll get it worse
18 calibre pellet will put 'em in a hearse
Reverse don't even worry about my words
I put 'em in my verse just
I can see the smirks
On the people's face wondering if
I really kill squirrels
But disregard this next part if
You're a PETA girl i kill em i shoot 'em
Right between the fucking eyes
Hoping that the one pellet was
Enough to make 'em die
I don't want to have to
Buy another package of pellets
Walmart's the only place I can
Find that will sell it
And that's about five miles all
The way from my house
And BB's cost a dollar twenty-nine right now
So add that to the gas price
It sounds about half right
But fuck pellets I'mma kill the
Squirrel with a pen knife

Fun, fun everything's fun
I never really need a gun
Just to shoot at someone
I got my fist got my spit got my brain
And my tongue a punchline is enough to make
You spit out your gum
So here it goes everybody talks about hoes
But, I have no idea what's
The big idea with those
It's their choice if they even want
To put on their clothes
And live in tool sheds man
Just leave 'em alone! Back to guns
Because that's what the song is about
I keep about two or three
Sitting up in my house
In case a robber comes in and
We have a shoot out
I pull it out, throw it hard
And try to hit 'em in the mouth
Cause they're fake they couldn't even
Kill a fucking mouse
Even if he was already bleeding
From the head and mouth
I could probably scare him if I
Cared enough to show my glout
Then we could go 6 rounds
In a Micky Mouse bout i'm off topic
But don't worry if I drop off it
My words are on beat, so I still rhyme proper
And my beat box is a real show stopper
Here's a short sample before the
Chorus comes in knocking

I don't know about you, but I know about me
I'm not signed to the rock but I'm still a YG
I bring the heat every time
That I sing on the beat
I wear socks so my shoes
Don't smell like feet
My songs can make me feel like king kong
My beats will make you want to sing along
My rhymes can make me laugh or cry
I don't care what you think
Fuck foolish pride