E-Dubble - JK lyrics

Allow me to introduce myself
They call me E d u to the b
I made them in my dorm
Room my records ain't sweet
You motherfuckers want it you can
Get it of for free
Download them off a website on MP3
Format your cats a doormat
My rhymes are raw rap your moms a whore Jack
It’s funny when I put your mom up in a song
But, it's funnier to hear your
Dumb ass sing along
Yeah, JK I'm not just kidding
That AOL talk you can save
It for the shitlings
With the kittens you run game on
That’s gross, you're 23 fucking years old
You graduated with - 6 majors who cares
Your mom should've thrown you down
The god damn stairs
Or beat you with the end of a wooden spoon
So you would shut your damn mouth
When you're sitting in school i served you
I served you like a fucking punk
You don't even know this song
Is about you chump you'll be a
Dicksucking bureaucratic ass-licker
Fighting girls backs with your
Dick out the zipper
No scandal though, because no one cares
You're low on the totem pole
Like Gary Coleman's ass
You’re like trash on monday morning
I’ll take you to the dumpster
There will be no morning
It'll be so boring, it will be routine
Without you around no girls
Will have to scream (ahh)
People feign for me and people hate on you
You’re the main ingredient in
Fucking asshole stew
I know that line was corny but so are you
You even have to pay to get some ass in a zoo
That means a mule wouldn't even
Let you touch it
I know this sounds disgusting - but
You would try to fuck it

This is white boy college beef