Freshy Kanal - Amelia Earheart vs. D.B. Cooper (feat. KC, RaccoonBro-VA) lyrics
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[Freshy Kanal - Amelia Earheart vs. D.B. Cooper feat. KC, RaccoonBro-VA lyrics]
Those sketches all seem redundant
Coulda just said he looks like
Agent Smith’s uglier cousin
Uh, I fought for suffrage
And supported equal rights
But, you and I cannot be equal in this fight
I’m an American daredevil tearing through
Various perilous aerial hells
My hart is in the air of course
My books flew off the shelves
He’s a civilian ex-millant irritant he did a
Terrorist incident since he was pissed off
Jumped outta the plane too early
Like he’s dishonorable discharge
You couldn’t distinguish a good chute I
Got the Distinguished Flying Cross
Your body most likely ended
Up like your whiskey, on the rocks
Miss, you better listen, I got
Bombs in my rhymes, hun
And I intend to join the 8 mile high club
The fly jacket wearing skyjacker
Ain’t afraid of danger
When my sunglasses make for greater aviators
Heard you traveled the Atlantic but
Not actually as pilot
Became the forefront of air travel
Being a backseat flier
Even when your job was map reading
You were a novice
Amy, you couldn’t navigate your way
To a dentist’s office
Stay out of my dropzone
I’m taking more shots than
Your co-pilot got loaded with
Before you got lost
Didn’t know any morse code
So communication was dropped
No wonder your story closed with a dot, dot
Dot
I secured more wealth than you can
Stuff in a duffel bag
The true paratrooper cooper would know
Your verse was a drag
Your case would’ve been brief it
It weren’t for clumsy investigators
You passed notes around to prevaricate like
You were grudging with second graders
You dined on airplane food
Before committing your crime
I dined with the man whose face
Was on your last dime
Can’t land a plane or a joke, oh
That must be tough
Your raps are like how I enact
A robbery: ‘no funny stuff’
Get your partner to chart ‘ya some
Better flows to fly on
Send a feminist icon to the men she relied on
The smoking, and drinking, and indecisiveness
Picking a flight plan highlights precisely
You’re just a guy in a mid-flight crisis
Your legacy was buried when you
Crashed and got washed up
My legacy was buried when I got the job done