Freshy Kanal, Zawesome, Skitzy, TwoHatJack, Lil Secks, LittleFlecks - Bear Grylls vs. Steve Irwin - Rap Battle! lyrics

RAP BATTLE! BEAR GRYLLS!
VS! STEVE IRWIN!

So, I’m about to land in the wild
Coming up on my new show - Man vs Child
I confront the worst dangers
If a proud hunter
Steps up to me, he’s going down under!
I got bare skills - I watch bears kill
Light Ken on the Barbie - Bear grills!
Gross from the He-Man hair to the trousers
The ugliest mammal that
I’ve ever encountered!

Did ya know? Bull shit helps plants grow
You could sprout a whole forest
With ya darn show
Crikey, you survived nights snacking on bugs?
Then you'd share a slice of
Pizza with ya cameraman, doug!
(Hi)
In fact, let's cut Bear's pack some slack
They do everything he does with
Ten tonnes on their backs!
Ya thirsty? You keep on moping around!
If you wanna take the piss
Then open your mouth!
Eww, mate! is everything you do fake?
I love reptiles but not you, snake!
You topped many mountains but
Keep this in mind:
Reaching my peak is the steepest of climbs!

Here’s another fact that you might find scary
You belong on world’s deadliest parents
They’re pretty different, Steven
So how are you confused? (What?)
One’s your son, the other’s alligator food
(Woah)
If you want to talk about stirring up lies
Don’t claim you love all creatures
Then disturb the wildlife!
I don’t think that they appreciate the
Big mouth that you bring!
Swim in my flow and feel my raps sting

Can’t you see? Were you stung by more bees?
(Bzzzzzz) the best survivor is Steve
- even Minecraft agrees
I believe every animal deserves my protection
Although this Bear is a worthy exception

Yeah, you used to rep the animal kingdom
Had some valid opinions about this
Planet we live in
That was your mission! With your passing
Did you pass on that wisdom?
No your family rallied to Jimmy
Fallon to scavenge some income

That's a verse? No this is a verse!
Your programmes are pathetic: irrelevant’s
Where you’re heading!
You should teach your audience how to
Survive your wreck on Netflix!
That’s what you get: relying on
Celebrities for more clout!
It’s evident no one clicked on this
Battle for the boy scout!
Nice to meet ya’, you got the right idea
You built fires with tree sticks
But I’m the primal leader
Who built a legacy with his timeless speeches
If you wanna mess with me
Get in line behind PETA!

WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
The neeeeeext rap! rap! rap! rap!
Rap! rap! rap! rap! rap!
Rap! rap! rap! rap battle is on the way!