Freshy Kanal, LittleFlecks, Dan Bull, Harrison Cole - Boris Johnson vs. The Penguin lyrics

And if you elect me as Gotham's new mayor
What? I'll make sure that I get
Rid of that rapscallion no!
Bloody bat no, elect me as your mayor
And I'll get rid of that bat
Uh, no no no, hold the ratio

I'm Boris Johnson, superbious
Hurting this vermin
Or as some nutters refer to him (Yes)
The 'King of Gotham' (Gotham?)
He may as well just be
The mayor of Birmingham (No)
You're a virgin, uh
I've been Cumming more than Dominic lately
Ask about my kids and I couldn't name them
Conservative, but I'm putting these
Women through labour (Ha ha)
You turned to a life of art fraud (Uh)
But you are as tasteless as cardboard (Ah)
I'll turn this penguin black and blue
Likе I did to the passport
PU! Lookin' like Harvey Wеinstein
In a creased suit
They must've voted for Pexit
The way that they leave you out of the DC eU
Here are some measures to abide with
Stand ten feet away and
Never anywhere beside me
Implementing them not for the virus
But because you reek like a
Peasant with no hygiene
You're the worst role Danny DeVito
Has ever been assigned to
Since the president of Ireland
Uh, I can't remember the next line
Uh, you resemble Peppa Pig, kind of

Before the gentleman of crime begins
I'll give this spineless prick
A chance to hide inside a fridge
I do what's required to win
This awfully hot Cobblepot has fought
A lot of dumb fellas
Let me demonstrate how to properly
Open a verse and umbrella
Here's how we make things well fair
Strip you of possessions and
Put you on welfare
Stop reducing the funding for healthcare
And make cuts to your big bird bed hair
Is this matchup meant to offend me?
You put this criminal menace
Mad cynical mayor
The villain they credit with millions
Of deaths and pending against The Penguin?
Not even I would buy your lies
So here's some advice that you might prefer
Next time you put the nation second
Put an r-e-s-i-and-g first
He didn't climb or work
There's not a dime in his life that he earned
I was inspired by the flightless bird
On a pack of cigs
And then since I've smoked all
Who defy my word
Flightless, no, that ain't quite right
'Cause I'm so fly from the tux to the bow tie
Hold tight, BoJoker
I know clowns even better than
I know cold ice flows tight and I'm bloody
Controlling the mic
This puppet can't hold up his spine
And let alone fight me
Cobblepot is topping your
Pompous elitist party
Have them all chanting 'Next rhyme, please'

Don't bring those great supine
Protoplasmic invertebrate jelly rhyme schemes
To the fucking mayor of London's grime scene
(Shut up)
As a tubby gross kid, you were bloody roasted
For looking like Kingpin with scoliosis
Got a beak big like Michael Gove's cheeks
One runny nose and we'll suffocate in bogies
(Ugh) your raps were dopey and slow
Penguin bars are supposed to have jokes
(Ha ha ha)
You can steal all this fancy stuff
But you can't collect your daddy's love

Silence, those lies are enough
Did you read those lines off a bus?
If you'd like another business meeting
My iceberg lounge satisfies any crook
Squeal to the feds
Then I'll break your damn wrists
You're closer to pigs than David Cameron is
Spent four bars insulting my likeness
That's twice now you've been hung
Up on a line, huh?
You're slick to trick your citizens to
Thinking you're some ditzy idiot
To be forgiven quick for any
Sinister shit you commit
Like "he's a bit of a dick
Though not inherently nasty"
Two-Faced but not a Dent on Harvey
Send off alarms with all your um and ahing
Maybe you could finish a sentence in Arkham
You were choking since the first round
So ask Handcock for a mouth-to-mouth

Knock, knock who's there?
Not your job! Heh heh heh heh oh