Freshy Kanal, Mr. Tibbs, Connor Quest! - Doctor Strange vs Doctor Who lyrics

Rap Battle! Doctor Strange!
Versus! The Doctor!
Begin!

Ohhh so that's why my psychic
Paper keeps going missing
This phony is after it because he knows he'll
Pass as Tony Stark but with no Vision
Give up the act
That bad American accent could not
Be mended with magic
Strange, you look like the master if he
Mastered the art of chatting to fabric
My sonic screwdriver has the mic locked
You're a colonizer in knee high docs
I know the Ancient One
Is rocking make-shift robes
But they really didn't need
A bloody white wash (no)
You don't want to face a Time
Lord in a rhymе war
You're minor to the Daleks that I fought
My TARDIS is likе the Ferrari of time travel
Your stone's literally an eyesore
Ooh, yeah, sports cars are a shaky topic
Right, 'course
Now that joke was an accident let's
Hope it still lands well unlike yours
Sherlock, I better beg of you
To answer me this question
'Cuz it's taking me a bit to understand it
How did the Avengers take on
Thanos in a secondary
Battle when the difference is
The magician vanished?

No, let me ask you, Doctor
With no sling ring in sight
How do you cast those plot holes that
Are way bigger on the inside?
So take your cafuffals you solve with loving
Hugs and macguffins and shut it
I haven't seen softer
Doctors since McStuffins
I'll tell you something
I've looked in 14 million futures
But it didn't change 'cuz I
Don't need the time stone
To know that your the same in each iteration!
This Limey time travels and
Swoops a companion
Uses plot armor to save the whole planet
'Til this man panics and
Leaves them abandoned
And then he gets damaged
So they bring in a stand-in
Then the BBC says "we've come to bargain
Let's barf it again"
You're just a dangerous threat
To your friends
It's ironic your rapping is far from a 10!
I can bend time to do what I choose to
Time bends you like it's deja voodoo
That screwdriver is stupid to
Use 'cause no one
Has the drive to ever screw you!
Go hype on the beats
Call me Sorcerer Supreme
I light up the screen to a thousand degrees!
When it comes to degrees
You can actually check mine
Strange is dishing out the best
Rhymes since Tech N9ne!
You girl got stuck in a parallel world
And I'm sure that you miss her
But the truth is Doctor: you killed
Rose the moment you picked her!

Speaking of parallel universes
I'm truly certain you hopped in a
Few and threw the bootleg
Chris Nolan mutant through to ours to
Come to shoot your stupid movie!
Allons-y? Bene-dick to me? I can't
Say that's a shocker
But it's strange how your a defender and
Yet Doom's a more heroic doctor!

Your show is as stiff as your angels
Expect I couldn't bear to watch
I'm tearing off like a paradox
You can't square against the most prepared
In this pair of docs suck my pears, you knob
You traveled through time
But know you should clock out
Disappear in that police box again and
Call that a cop out!

Well, I gave you a choice
You either get destroyed or
You shot your holes
You're ja doomed either way 'because
I flow so dope though!
When your firmly gripping the
Mic with those hands
You're close to dropping it
From surgical precision to whiney, why me
Wibbly wobbly ay, I've visited colonies
Met millions of species
With different biologies
But not had a single thing bother
Me as much as that
Prickly shit around the rim of
Your lip has done honestly!
Ay, just ask River how I make a Song bang!
You brought your brother back from the dead
And he didn't even say 'fangs'!
Use that Infinity Stone to get this over with
I'm not scared of Adam
Sandler's remote from Click!
All that hocus pocus, but no hope for sis
That's a curse that not even
Your cloak could lift

I've not met a man akin
To this bumbling dummy
Who was raised by evil space beings
Like "are you my dar-mummy?"
Doesn't it break both your hearts
Knowing Gallifrey is toast?
I could save your whole race from extinction
But I won't! I assembled the Avengers
When everything crumbled
You rallied a generation onto Tumblr
Your hatred for guns has made
One the thing for certain
That's why you were firing not
Shots in your verses!
The person you lure next will surely
Be spared of your meaningless trust
When you become the second alien
That's bitten the dust

Who won? Who's next?
You decide!
The next rap battle is on the way!