Freshy Kanal - Jack Horner vs. Dr. Eggman (feat. Luke Reardon, Freeced, Doobus Goobus) lyrics

You're a fool to fight with Ivo Robotnik
This will be easy as pie with
All my mind has accomplished
"Doctor, I have a problem
I’m as cocky as Sonic!"
Then I prescribe 5 missiles that I've
Locked in from my cockpit
Now BEHOLD! This is how an egg runs shop
I don't need an emerald
To wreck a hedge-fund-hog
You’re a giant in the shadow
Of a doll that's 5'4
'Cuz no one would bear witness
To the Ultimate Eyesore
I'm the greater thinker:
This inventor hypothesizes
Jack's already been lobotomized
Now I'll robotocize him take ya' big thumb
I’ll show you a space to insert step to me
I’ll step on you until your
Name's the Pink Blur
Jack Horner, get back in the corner
Stay in a sulk
And that’s an order you manbaby
You wait 'till you're told
I'm Midas touched so like the Olympics
I’m taking the gold
You're uncontrollable, chaotic
I am chaos controlled

This guy is a grand inventor?
One rodent could blow up
All his grand endeavors
I don't intend to sit here
And withstand a lecture
From a man who rocked up
Looking like a band director
Nicknamed the Eggman, boy
How'd you get that?
Is it 'cuz every machine you
Make will break fast?
Humpty Dumpty with a big stache
Gon' be dead last when I crack his head
Scramble him in my next batch
How about you calculate the redundancy of
A theme park in space?
People can scream from just one
Look at your face
Doesn't it sting? The whole
Of Mobius loathes you dozens of rings
Yet no one you could propose to
How did Gerald's grandson become
An utter bore? Kidnap Elise again
You two deserve each other more
What would grandpa think
Seeing you fail at love and war?
Maria's shelf life ain't as sad as
What you've done with yours

Keep that weak spiel going, see if I care
I'll make fleets from the harmless
Creatures that fill your nightmares
My perfect mind will always
Beat your mystic arts
I'm done whizzing on the moon
Now I'm pissing on your wishing star
You're about as subtle as a baby brown bear
So get Amy down from there, Mr Lazy Town hair
I run at a pace not even
The speed of sound dares
Don't you stare down with me
You can't make it downstairs
You're not a mob boss, can it
Lord Smallquads love life is like Excalibur
You cannot get your rocks off
I'm dominating
Down a potion you can compensate with
And get filled with more toxic
Chemicals than one John Mulaney
Parents thought you'd be met with applaud
On stage for their business
Now the only noise you're
Hearing is from crickets

Jack, leave the man alone
He's too old to fight you you're right
Baldy needs to make-a-wish more than I do
Wha-, pu-put yourself in his shoes at least
I would, but my feet aren't the shape
Of size 50 toucan beaks
I've had some bad accomplices and watched
Them die next to me
But those dalek nipples are by
Far the worst accessory
With your mean bean machine
You can't prove jack
Except like your little plans
You should've never been hatched
Run off with your army of prototypes and
Then get a pro to type
You've got no bars left since
Prison island got pulverized
Before you leave for your mushroom planet
And get stranded in it
Take him to the trophy room
I pronounced this battle finished