Freshy Kanal, Snakebite126, Vladimyr P. - Jeff the Killer vs. Jason Dean lyrics

Rap battle! Jason Dean!
Versus! Jeff the Killer!
Begin!

Greetings and salutations
Name's Jason Dean and I'm out of patience
When I'm facing this reject with
Half a face left so I hope that the bleach
Didn't jack your cadence
Now, trust me, as a poem fanatic
I've got a zero-tolerance policy
For horrible fanfics
Be glad it's my high school
I was planning to bomb
'Cause if I chose a middle school
All your fans would be gone
I'm icy like a slushie
Got the brain freezer drip
You're only Mr muscle with
A drain cleaner sip
You committed cyber suicide jumping


Off the trends quick
Your YouTube videos are like
The Heathers: dead cliques
You put this jaded creep face
With crazy teen angst to the JD DJ?
Well, I'm sure your brother would know
I pack so many bars, call me JDC, aye!
I came in to tidy up
Pack your bags when I'm lighting up
Keep on carving your eyes out
This Jack-O-Lantern ain't bright enough
Our society is making martyrs
Out of stupid teens
The society that killed you was
The gacha life community
This gunner could've made it quicker
For your brother's life
You couldn't even cut a stick of
Butter with your butter knife
Went from badass killer beating
Little bullies to death
To the after picture on an ad about meth

It's hard to put someone with
No eyelids to sleep
But Christ, you're such a bore
Aw, what's the matter?
Someone's mad Winona doesn't wanna
Ryde him anymore?
I open up a window and I bring Hell
You're just Mean Girls, but with incels
"My God, I'm stuck in the friendzone"
Cries goth Guy Fawkes with a trenchcoat
So they send me to mess with the guy
Who tried ending the lives of Westerburg High
'Cause his ex made him cry
Stop acting like the nice guy
For a black comedy
You're quite the white knight
Tell me what the stick up his ass is for
Sell him as a promo for the candy store
Can't handle more than a couple
Of jocks with bare butts
If you wanna rid the world's evil
Start with your haircut
It's hard to compare us
Your philosophy is shoddy
You're no different from the bullies
I single handedly bodied
So you'll learn your lesson
From this urban legend you're so edgy
I could use your corpse as a murder weapon
Go to sleep, bitch
How about you drop down and
Make the rumors true? Don't you see this?
Based on your ending
I figured blowing's all you do
BLOWN TO PIECES
Just like you and Veronica's relationship
Won't repeat this
If your love is God, then buddy
She's an atheist

I'm the kinda guy that the ladies love
All the girls that you knew
Now hate your guts
You'll spend the rest of your life lonely
But you can still choke on J-Deez nuts!
A billion wikis couldn't list
Your mental damages
So who's the real killer when you're
The one left in bandages?
A least a bully showed you how
To keep a party lit, aye
Couldn't drink a shot
But it still left you shitfaced
Now that mannequin girl has
Left you worthless
Compared to Jane the Killer
You're like Jane the Virgin
Wanna step to my guns with
The blanks that you wrote?
It's less of a verse, more of a suicide note

You're sitting solo, getting scrappy
Acting macho (Aye)
But this lone wolf only scrapped his Fox show
(Aye) he keeps on stalking and
Gathering private info (Yuh)
Didn't know Jehovah's Witnesses
Were knocking windows (O oh)
Pull a gun on me
I'd still be whooping your ass
Like your dad did to your mom
I'm gonna put you on blast
And his company makes you move
Through so many states
You can't even give company to
Your own mother's grave

Who won? Who's next?
You decide
The next rap battle is on the way!