Freshy Kanal, J Morris the Review Guy, Jacob G - Kick-Ass vs. Izuku Midoriya lyrics
Freshy Kanal
[Freshy Kanal, J Morris the Review Guy, Jacob G - Kick-Ass vs. Izuku Midoriya lyrics]
RAP BATTLE! KICK-ASS
VS iZUKU MIDORIYA
BEGIN!
Hey, Hit Girl, you wanna-? Oh, it's just me
Well stand aside for a
Hero to serve the beat!
'Cause against me, study up my name
Why don't you take a page?
For someone who can make a change
do what you do best - break a leg!
I don't need a sick stick
To make me spit sick
You lock the top dog, I'll bite
Off more than this dick, prick!
You misfit! The real world ain't
Some class to place last, kid!
Bitch, your name literally means you
Get your ass kicked!
Your obsession with your teacher really
Gives me the creeps, bro!
Boku no Hero? Change that to Boku no Pico!
You're one to talk about
Starting off worthless -
With your daydreams and hormones
I wouldn't say that you're quirkless
So let me take the shots
But you won't need your vest
'Cause even if you're juiced on speed
You couldn't match my 5 percent!
Cram more cheap jokes and violence
I'll Detroit Smash your privates
I destroy foes with high kicks you
Need cheap toys and sidekicks
It took one whiny white kid to
Almost go and unfold ya and the size of your
Nightstick's nOT PLUS ULTRA!
Talk about dick jokes
But you couldn't get around
Your girl's got gravity powers
But you still can't go down!
I might've fucked up my senses but
You still get on my nerves!
Too bad your daddy couldn't pass
You his fire-spitting quirk!
Well, too bad your daddy didn't pass
His genes for getting merc'd
You're so scared of getting hurt
You let a kid do all your work!
Think you'll leave me in a Red Mist?
You can't hip-hop like Tsu, tho
Staten Island's got it rough if their
Best hero is a dudebro!
You're one to talk about parenting
Watch what you utter!
You pull a mama's boy household
By disappointing each other!
Drowning in your mourning, dude
You would beg to reach my tier
Shit - Retitle this: "my wetsuit
Vs your self-pity tears!"
I'm strapping armor
While you're braggin' bout that
Wetsuit you're reppin'?
You spent too much kicking ass
In the Walmart clearance section!
But you said you wanna make up for
Your mistakes? It's a bit late
This dickface draws his path in
The shadow of Nic Cage!
Keep running yourself in depth with
All the chaos you're causin'
I'm gonna show myself out now
And share that cocoa with your coffin!
WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
The next rap battle is on the way!
VS iZUKU MIDORIYA
BEGIN!
Hey, Hit Girl, you wanna-? Oh, it's just me
Well stand aside for a
Hero to serve the beat!
'Cause against me, study up my name
Why don't you take a page?
For someone who can make a change
do what you do best - break a leg!
I don't need a sick stick
To make me spit sick
You lock the top dog, I'll bite
Off more than this dick, prick!
You misfit! The real world ain't
Some class to place last, kid!
Bitch, your name literally means you
Get your ass kicked!
Your obsession with your teacher really
Gives me the creeps, bro!
Boku no Hero? Change that to Boku no Pico!
You're one to talk about
Starting off worthless -
With your daydreams and hormones
I wouldn't say that you're quirkless
So let me take the shots
But you won't need your vest
'Cause even if you're juiced on speed
You couldn't match my 5 percent!
Cram more cheap jokes and violence
I'll Detroit Smash your privates
I destroy foes with high kicks you
Need cheap toys and sidekicks
It took one whiny white kid to
Almost go and unfold ya and the size of your
Nightstick's nOT PLUS ULTRA!
Talk about dick jokes
But you couldn't get around
Your girl's got gravity powers
But you still can't go down!
I might've fucked up my senses but
You still get on my nerves!
Too bad your daddy couldn't pass
You his fire-spitting quirk!
Well, too bad your daddy didn't pass
His genes for getting merc'd
You're so scared of getting hurt
You let a kid do all your work!
Think you'll leave me in a Red Mist?
You can't hip-hop like Tsu, tho
Staten Island's got it rough if their
Best hero is a dudebro!
You're one to talk about parenting
Watch what you utter!
You pull a mama's boy household
By disappointing each other!
Drowning in your mourning, dude
You would beg to reach my tier
Shit - Retitle this: "my wetsuit
Vs your self-pity tears!"
I'm strapping armor
While you're braggin' bout that
Wetsuit you're reppin'?
You spent too much kicking ass
In the Walmart clearance section!
But you said you wanna make up for
Your mistakes? It's a bit late
This dickface draws his path in
The shadow of Nic Cage!
Keep running yourself in depth with
All the chaos you're causin'
I'm gonna show myself out now
And share that cocoa with your coffin!
WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
The next rap battle is on the way!