Freshy Kanal - Kokichi Ouma vs. The Riddler (feat. Gamingplush64, Carter Sauce) lyrics

Aw, geez, the riddle guy
Out of all the Batman villains, why
Did it have to him
Who had been tossed around
Until his account on Twitch went live?
And he can't even tell one little lie
'cause his dad hit his ass out of confusion!
I thought that age only went up
But decades later
And you're still held down by the Bruces!
There's no Flashback Lights needed!
Spent a year asleep, got amnesia
You got reformed from evil theater
Kid to Batman's Supreme Cheerleader!
Thank god you have that cane you'll need it!
You'll walk with three legs by the evening!
What? That's a lie I didn't mean it!
Chill out do I need Penguin to freeze ya?
Like Jesus, to topple this great
It just takes getting philosophical
Icon of yours makes sense when The Question


Sure left his mark on ya!
I'm light and I'm agile a lock's all I pick!
You can't fight the Bat while
Your body's that slim!
Now why don't you stop all
The flops with Jim Carrey
And carry those bony-ass arms to the gym?
What makes you the master? I
Don't have a Clue
After so many Gotham minds do what you do!
If I stumble upon you alone in a room
I will drop a geek loser
More useless than Miu!
Ooh, toilet paper wrapped around
Ya could Hush you!
Kidding I'm nowhere near loony as you
Plus, it's not like you're packing the cards
Here to flush me to start with
And that's with a New 52!

If you are Ultimate, please, do not lie
A devious poser for a TV show now who am I?
Correct Kokichi Oma
The scheming Joker that I'm
Leaving choked up! Beat this loner 'til his
Clothes are black, white, and pink all over!
Your origin's riddled with plot
Holes and lies
'Cause, your past and your cult
Are as spotty as DICE!
Put a marvel so bright against Nagito lite
Get a mismatch as big as your
Eyes in your concept design!
I go down many floors, but this isn't Hell!
It's certainly torture, though I'm unwell
Who am I? If you couldn't tell
I'm your fans who checked
Out after Love Hotel!
Used that tunnel to run out of your arena
'Cause they ran out of ideas for plots!
Gofer a Project less far-fetched
Than sending stars to
The stars just to be for naught!
Your maker can't be real with
That twist at the end!
She's sick in the head a lost cause-pox!
Plainer Clayface had to save face
When the last case came
And the ball dropped!
You let one assassin cross you
I fooled an entire League!
Maki acted rash and Gifted you
A hole in your shoulder
Now you're Poisoned and need IV!
And a Gotham bombing's nothing to the
Sites your shippers flood with posts!
I know you want that detective
Saihara to love you, but does he? Nooooo!

Somebody put this troll back under a
Bridge that wasn't a dig!
Looking straight out of Gonta's
Lab you're a small, green pest
And I want to crush you to bit's!
Went for some coffee and breakfast
Then you got caught and arrested!
What good are question marks in Arkham
If you still can't find an
End to your comical sentence?
I'll throw you out like Falcone now!
Against Oma, count up your days, Riddler!
It's not April
But this prankster's taking shots so saucy
Call me the Hollandaise Killer!
This goon's lucky the dead Robin he haunted
Bruce with had an empty tomb first
Someone as sick as Kaito would
Need space for when that mind of yours got
Out-staged by your tumor!

Downplay my impact? I'll find all
You had left with
A riddle that might have you oddly perplexed!
Now, how does a normal kid go from a no
Name to then showing up to showrunner sets?
Then voila, he's a well-clothed no name
No home, no parents, no life
No remorse felt! Those that he cares for
He torments to cope with his boredom
Does it seem obvious yet?
Carved a stone for his own ego
Acts more evil than Satan
But with a God complex, and next?
His style's to be ugly for rep and attention
I'd say Supreme fit's him best, then!
Why go spew the lies that
He holds up so high? (I'll answer for you
Since I know you can't answer "who am I?")
You are a nobody! Died alone
When the hydraulics had pressed
Because no body's all you had left!
So if your class can't come to a deduction
Then I will
Since even after you've been crushed
All you do is lie still