Freshy Kanal, AziaCovers, Evava, Illuminasium, Peachumari, Bblackroses - Monika Vs. Harley Quinn lyrics
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[Freshy Kanal, AziaCovers, Evava, Illuminasium, Peachumari, Bblackroses - Monika Vs. Harley Quinn lyrics]
Rap Battle harley Quinn Vs monika
Begin
I gotta stop you there
Our dress code calls for much more cloth
Okay, everyone! Watch me roast a giggling
Gullible, gaudy, Gotham, goth!
Oh, is it a boy?
No
Is that even a person?
I like to think she's a groupie
For the traveling circus!
Your childish fighting ain't out-rhyming
My writing you were assigned as a sidekick
Now you're a psychotic side chick
If they made comics 'bout your childhood
I'd reach for the tissues
'Cause this room would fill up
With way too many issues!
You're a psychiatrist? From what I deduce
You must have wrote your
Thesis on domestic abuse!
But if I beat you in this battle
You won't get out of the ghetto
Still flattered to meddle with tatted
Crack addict Jared Leto
'Cause no matter what you offer
He won't like you in the first place
You'll never swing you bat hard enough
To get to third base!
I wasn't gonna go here
But bitch you asked for it
Your man's running off with girls that
Are eighteen with an asterisk
Laugh about my past, soon you're in a crisis
'Cause as Doctor
I'm licensed to silence this virus
Ya think Prince Charming's waiting
On the other side
But in reality it's a million
Nerds gawking at your thighs
I've fought with bats, cats, crocs
And my future spouse
Girl, you got your ass skeddaddled
By a computer mouse
So these theories say your game is grim?
But your third eye's blind if you
See a working dating sim
You'd die without attention and you
Call me crazy? Please!
You sound like you're used to
Getting killed by MC's!
Hang on
All your marriage attempts had loose ends
Tighten up your lines if you're
Gonna be a nuisance-
I hate to spill the tea
But your options crushed down
Either a self harming love
Or getting cut out!
Put another crew together and
Soon you'll be gone
The audience would snap next if
Your movies went on- ugh
Oh boy, oh boy what is this?
Some kind of Suicide Squad?
Your poetry is lifeless!
You lock yourself behind your bars
Learned so much about psychology
But lose against a broken heart!
All these fights for a mother, it seems wild
It's like you call yourself a Bird of Prey
'Cause you took flight from your child! (Oh)
We're living in a world of infinite choices
But your rap is like your
Mind: pointless infinite voices
'Cause you're poisoned, I'll destroy it
You could never lock me up
Yesterday, Justice League today, Just Monika
You went all Macbeth on your small talk buds
Which turned your festival into
The Cockblock Club
You're a Hole in the Wall of
All the problems you're crossed in
Pretend we're back in Act I you're
Love is not an option!
You couldn't getcha puddin' so you
Pushed into the software
Still your lover wouldn't look
And you went crying, "not fair!"
I'm flipping the script
So you can't predict what you read
Your rhymes won't make the final cut
This bitch is getting Yuri'd!
And if you're not the key to dough
They'll stop your Doki beat
So take D L, bitch, you just got owned by DC
Who won? Who's next?
You decide the next rap battle is on the way
Begin
I gotta stop you there
Our dress code calls for much more cloth
Okay, everyone! Watch me roast a giggling
Gullible, gaudy, Gotham, goth!
Oh, is it a boy?
No
Is that even a person?
I like to think she's a groupie
For the traveling circus!
Your childish fighting ain't out-rhyming
My writing you were assigned as a sidekick
Now you're a psychotic side chick
If they made comics 'bout your childhood
I'd reach for the tissues
'Cause this room would fill up
With way too many issues!
You're a psychiatrist? From what I deduce
You must have wrote your
Thesis on domestic abuse!
But if I beat you in this battle
You won't get out of the ghetto
Still flattered to meddle with tatted
Crack addict Jared Leto
'Cause no matter what you offer
He won't like you in the first place
You'll never swing you bat hard enough
To get to third base!
I wasn't gonna go here
But bitch you asked for it
Your man's running off with girls that
Are eighteen with an asterisk
Laugh about my past, soon you're in a crisis
'Cause as Doctor
I'm licensed to silence this virus
Ya think Prince Charming's waiting
On the other side
But in reality it's a million
Nerds gawking at your thighs
I've fought with bats, cats, crocs
And my future spouse
Girl, you got your ass skeddaddled
By a computer mouse
So these theories say your game is grim?
But your third eye's blind if you
See a working dating sim
You'd die without attention and you
Call me crazy? Please!
You sound like you're used to
Getting killed by MC's!
Hang on
All your marriage attempts had loose ends
Tighten up your lines if you're
Gonna be a nuisance-
I hate to spill the tea
But your options crushed down
Either a self harming love
Or getting cut out!
Put another crew together and
Soon you'll be gone
The audience would snap next if
Your movies went on- ugh
Oh boy, oh boy what is this?
Some kind of Suicide Squad?
Your poetry is lifeless!
You lock yourself behind your bars
Learned so much about psychology
But lose against a broken heart!
All these fights for a mother, it seems wild
It's like you call yourself a Bird of Prey
'Cause you took flight from your child! (Oh)
We're living in a world of infinite choices
But your rap is like your
Mind: pointless infinite voices
'Cause you're poisoned, I'll destroy it
You could never lock me up
Yesterday, Justice League today, Just Monika
You went all Macbeth on your small talk buds
Which turned your festival into
The Cockblock Club
You're a Hole in the Wall of
All the problems you're crossed in
Pretend we're back in Act I you're
Love is not an option!
You couldn't getcha puddin' so you
Pushed into the software
Still your lover wouldn't look
And you went crying, "not fair!"
I'm flipping the script
So you can't predict what you read
Your rhymes won't make the final cut
This bitch is getting Yuri'd!
And if you're not the key to dough
They'll stop your Doki beat
So take D L, bitch, you just got owned by DC
Who won? Who's next?
You decide the next rap battle is on the way