Freshy Kanal, Mr. Tibbs, Zawesome, LittleFlecks - Mr. Bean vs. Charlie Chaplin lyrics

Rap Battle charlie Chaplin
Vs mr bean
Begin!

Let me break the silence
If you couldn't already tell
It’s the only actor bigger than
The industry it'self i'm a ladies man
Whilst you're a baby man child
You’re the face of "stranger danger"
With that rapey damn smile
You got a lady friend that you
Sure want to charm a lot
But you could never slot your
Mini in her parking spot
The last woman you hit on was the Queen
I'll kick you off-set
I'm experienced with flicking beans

(Eugh) My name is bean
I made fifteen funny shorts
In under five years
And I was more successful than
Your half a century-long career
Oh, dear! You're silent 'cause technology
Wouldn't let you speak yet
I didn't talk 'cause I didn’t need to
To have the whole world get me
I made my comedy speak for it'self like Teddy
The Tramp struggled to keep a Lady jeez!
Cranking through wedding rings like
Gears on a machine
The FBI would see you flee
’cause you liked them early in the bed
Right, would it have hurt to have tried
A turkey on your head instead?
Oh? It's still my rap? Well then, Chap
I must ask:
Why would you go through all that
Effort to make fun of
Hitler and then look in the
Mirror at your get-up thinking
"Uh, I’ll keep the mustache"

Was that film reel? 'Cause I
See through your wrap
It's fitting a Bean's leaving
Nothing but hot gas
Pitiful, your comedy used to be universal
Now you’re only getting snickers when
You sellout for commercials
Rockin' the comedy and drama-
This prodigy's got both
Your style's like your Olympic
Cameo: one note you're only slapstick
A walking disaster tragic
The fact that you're somehow
Still alive? Magic when I say action I
Turn secretaries to actresses
While everyone around you falls
Victim to Rowan's accident
With a YouTube channel, movies panned
And 'toons you're grasping fans
After 30 years they should've
Left this bean canned

You left your mark on the industry
No question
But your pictures gave me a great depression
You kept your family backstage
It's quite a shame
You put your Mum in a cell 'cause
She had none in her brain
Treat every woman the same (Uhh misogynism)
They're not public pools, listen
Stop putting your swimmers in 'em
This fight is like your career
'cause as soon as they
Brought the mic in and you started to speak
You took bigger dives than I did
Don't deny it
I can see why you're better off quiet
Petrified of sound 'cause your daddy
Left you in silence

Who won? Who's next?
You decide the next rap battle is on the way