Freshy Kanal, Homokóra, Provost - Mysterio vs. Harry Houdini lyrics

Harry Houdini, the one and only
Prepare to see me crush this phoney
I show no mercy to fake magic
So crawl back to the loony bin
I'm the one escaping straitjackets
I hate psychics
The future of your crystal ball helmet's
When I fuckin' light it
We all have secrets but only good
Magicians don't reveal them so
Tell me how you make fights
Feel faker than Rey Mysterio
Think you're sneaky like Houdini?
Kid, your try at scheming
Was gaslighting kids
Then hand-sleighting them before IP leaking
Some average Joe got more success
Than you'll ever get so
Your girl took one look at him
And then disappeared like "presto"
I soared to new heights by


Literally thinking outside the box
You fell into depression 'cause Spider-Man
Ruined all your plots
At Hollywood's beck and call but
They're not calling Beck
The only burns you dish at all
Are to actors on the set

You got your audience convinced
On a tiny screen but my tricks even hit when
I'm behind the scenes
You're a public embarrassment
Your knick-knacks are worthless
Your jokes only put shame on
Your whole family circus
You think your handstands get your
Mom and dad fed?
I'll put your under pressure like
The blood in your head
You've got no more appeal
All your props are overdone
Now this old man can't even sneak
His way into World War I
Got fired for being too good at
My job in the comic books
But now I got that bank to spare
Ask Hollywood
Busting mediums is this square's
Damn hobby? Good! I'd say sue me
But your Karen ass probably would
I demand a refund for your misleading show
'Cause when I heard water torture
I didn't think you'd mean your flow
Said you'd escape the damn grave
But winded up unconscious
Hurry the fuck up! I'm passing
Out trying to watch this
This Weisz guy wants to fire rhymes
It's nonsense i'm not scared of a dude who
Hides from the patenting process
I know you like your water stunts
So this next trick will leave you breathless
Since a single punchline's enough
To crush your appendix

You're under arrest when
Your criminal dealings
When I'm under arrest
You catch me swinging on the ceiling
I bet that would remind you of
The man in the web mask
Your whole plans would go to
Shit if After Effects crashed

The great Houdini appears on the stage
To once again take the audience by surprise
After ignoring his doctor's orders and
Poison in his body
He still performs, and plot twist
He fucking dies

I'm in the air 'cause I'm a pilot renowned
You're on the air when your own
Drones are shooting you down
And is it any wonder Stark made
Fun of your useless trash?
Your whole life's work is a
Goddamn VR Google Glass
My methods are still unknown
I'm a spotlight stealer
You make teenagers trip balls like
A school drug dealer you're pathetic
You could never match the
Records I've touched
Only Guinness you've seen's the beer you
Down because your life sucks
Using Daily Bugle fake news to gain fans
I escape cans
While your Raimi cameo stays canned
Wanna make it big? Well just take after me
Make like a good stunt double
Keep your face off the screens

Oh no, did I hurt your little feelings, bro?
Goddamn, who shit in your Myst-Cheerios?
I've tackled the grandest attractions
Mastered distractions back when the
Camera's in action
And they're saying I'm unstable?
That's nothing to the dangling cables
That were breaking your ankle
Got the world fooled with all
The magic that I've done
Your greatest illusion was an imaginary son
This is Harry's last show
And to put aside any doubts
He's been buried once again
But this time he's not coming out